sorry... but toilet seats

[Thermo]

and I know that for many of you... it will hit home!

mine hits home, thats why i hit the water not the floor, hines, lid, rim or whatever else you want to moan about. Now what about when you girlies stand up, do we not get any drips from inner dangly bits onto the floor then?

perhaps you could buy your menfolk a strap on laser site?

as harry enfield said....."women know your place"

 

[Tim 77]

i consider squatting for twenty mins every other night.. honed.

You have to squat because of your dirty toilet!

 

[toffee]

you win tim... !!!

but back to toilets... now is perfect example!!!
youngest... went upstairs and he is in bathroom. wees... willy scoots up high then aim is true... but still the initial mis is to clean!!!!

then finishes and drips drop on rim and on floor!!!!



arrrghhhhhhh

 

[Softus]

sorry men but this is an issue you dont seem to grasp in general.

toffee, but what you don't realise is that we grasp it perfectly; we just don't care.

Shameful but true.

 

[Tim 77]

I can pee right upto the bathroom window sill.........

 

[Thermo]

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sorry childish i know but it had to be done!

 

[Tim 77]

That's right, you just go and stretch my screen

 

[gcol]

trazor.. dont have nightmares... try 130 lb (for 5 '6)light tanned thighs honed due to rigorous squats instead. cheeky t***

Was the last bit a description or an insult?

Penny dropped yet? A bit crude I grant ya.

 

[toffee]

ahh softus..
thank you...
no excuse...
just the truth and hey... the honest answer that 'we dont give a damn.'.. and will deal with consequences when mum moans every so often...


12months down the line I will probably repeat the post.
but cheers for that refreshing, we know but hey... so what!!!

could whoop your bottom but at same time.. its true what you say...

 

[Thermo]

aw shut up and go and clean the toilet!

 

[Softus]

thank you...
no excuse...

Well you know me toffee - I have my faults but I'm not scared of the truth.

Which reminds me of one of my favourite quotes: There's no such thing as bad weather - only inappropriate clothing.

 

[securespark]

I sit down.

Let's just say that due to a slight injury (don't ask!) I can't pee straight anymore...

 

[gcol]

I sit down.

Let's just say that due to a slight injury (don't ask!) I can't pee straight anymore...

No means NO securespark"

 

[securespark]

No, nothing like that!!

Let's just say I needed a frenuloplasty...

If you're not sqeamish, look here:

http://www.london-urology.co.uk/frenuloplasty_images.htm

 

[JohnD]

will they do that while you wait?