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Are you prepared to pay for the test. Or do you expect it to be done for free? Judging by your attitude, I'd be out of the the door asap. Can do without working for gobshites like you...


Here we go again. So, you can't find a plumber that you trust - big surprise. But, as this topic goes on to reveal, you don't just mistrust those you can meet and assess, but any plumber on this forum who disagrees with you.jdey said:I've had 2 plumbers around quoting for a new boiler.
Hear hear! As Agile knows, we don't always agree, but he is an experienced and wise engineer and, I surmise, a shrewd tradesman, and he's identified you as the cowboy customer that you are.Agile said:I am glad that I have not given you any quotations because I like my clients to accept my professional advice but if they think that they know better then I don't work for them!
Really? Funny that because not only do I avoid joints in inaccessible places, but I don't get leaks anyway. Perhaps you have some statistics about the frequency of inaccessible leaks after completion of work for which you've personally engaged a plumber?jdey said:If I had the pipework replaced, the plumber could do a bad job with the joints, resulting in leaks in inaccessible areas. This is apparantly a not uncommon occurrence.
Would I? Leaking rad == new car? Would I really ask for an explanation? Or would I just stare at him ever-so-briefly before driving my car to a different garage.jdey said:If you took your car to your dealer with a leaking radiator, you wouldn't just take his word that you need a brand new car, you'd ask for some kind of explanation as to why.
A simple case of libel. If you weren't anonymous I'd at least consider bringing an action for damages against you.jdey said:Obviously plumbers have a vested interest in replacing my pipework as it doubles their bill.
Hm. More libel, and aimed more specifically this time. FYI, Nige is also wise and experienced, but it seems that you have telepathic powers to so judge his technical ability from afar.jdey said:Sounds about right, NigeF. Unfortunately for cowboys like you...
Well then, you're a git.jdey said:I'm as thorough when the jobs being done. I check everything that a plumber does until I'm sure that he's competent when I can leave him in peace.
Only in your highly questionable opinion.Jdey said:Your responses amount to "Trust me. I'm a cowboy plumber".
Thank goodness for the Polish plumber.jdey said:I've decided to contract my work with Mr Jan Zarwalski

I agree - it is a pity that you didn't have the right attitude to find a UK plumber. However, what we have here is poetic justice - you wanted a servant, so presumably you've found one.jdey said:It's a pity that I couldn't find any UK plumbers with the right atitude.![]()

pulpskicowboyplumber said:..."And now Mr Jday I am beating you to a b****y pulp"
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Agile, surely it's inconceivable that Mr Z isn't registered? After all, how otherwise will he withstand 48 hours of repeatedly being asked for his registration number? And the relentless requests, nay demands, for a full and detailed explanation of how the PCB connects to the, gas valve; the gas valve connects to the, pi-lot; the pi-lot connects to the, thermocouple; the ... ... ... Now heee-ar dee word of dee Lawd.Agile said:I am away from base in the Midlands at the moment but could check with CORGI on his registration when I get back. Mayby CORGI registration becomes less important if the job is being done cheaply?
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Well then, you're a git.Softus [quote="jdey said:I'm as thorough when the jobs being done. I check everything that a plumber does until I'm sure that he's competent when I can leave him in peace.
Yup - sometimes the joker within makes a break for it and escapes from the pedantcorgiman said:softus Thanks for that witty repartee I am going tp be laffing about that for a fornight
Oh, I think we're all pretty sure that it will end in tears. However, I have only sympathy for Mr Z, given that I respect his general wherewithall in coming to a foreign country and launching himself as a heating engineer. I hope he survives what will be a horrible experience - it might be like the oppression of the Third Reich all over againcorgiman said:I wonder what will hapen with Mr Polish leaves Captain g*****e with leaks everywhere, because I am sure he will sort them out toot sweet and free of charge![]()
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