A guy is on a business trip to Japan, and is enjoying a game of golf with his host...
Halfway into the round his host launches a massive drive and the ball ends up straight in the cup..
Eager to impress his new friend with a bit of local language to express his delight at the feat, he recalls what the geisha girl he was provided with the night before said to him when he was in the thralls of passion...
" 間違ったクソ穴 " he uttered
To which his host turned around with an angry look on his face and said..."what do you mean, wrong f*cking hole"