The most boring fixture in the world EVER part 6!!!!!!

[AdamW]

Aw shucks

Believe it or not, despite being relatively articulate on a keyboard, my nickname is "Donk" due to a striking similarity in appearance and demeanor to the character in the "Crocodile Dundee" movies... at times, anyway.

I just remembered the "two gay men without a piano" story you told us about Dave, and it made me realise...

I've never met a thick gay bloke. Why is that? In fact, I've never met a thick lesbian either. Are there any statistics on the IQs of homosexuals?

 

[JulieL]

adam, you're in!!!

Oi........don't be cheeky Petewood!

 

[JulieL]

I've never met a thick gay bloke. Why is that? In fact, I've never met a thick lesbian either. Are there any statistics on the IQs of homosexuals?

I'm not really sure whether there are any stats on this Adam, but I'll ask a colleague of mine who works within a gay agency next week if there is any data re this that he's aware of.

By the way it was 4 puffs and a piano - they sing on the Jonathan Ross show!

 

[AdamW]

A gay agency? So if I am throwing a party and think "Hmmmm, we could really do with the sort of acidic wit that only a follower of the greek tradition can provide." then I can just ring up and get them to send round a gay?

Brings a whole new meaning to "rent boy"

 

[JulieL]

A gay agency? So if I am throwing a party and think "Hmmmm, we could really do with the sort of acidic wit that only a follower of the greek tradition can provide." then I can just ring up and get them to send round a gay?

Brings a whole new meaning to "rent boy"

What are you like Adam!

The gay agency I'm talking about is a voluntary sector charity!!!!

Although, Manchester does have lots of gay escort agencies.........the biggest I believe outside of London.