The Mrs (joke)

[HOGGY952]

The Mrs came in p****d out of her head last night an found me in the kitchen.

She immediately dropped to her knees & slurred

"I wanna get really dirty, right here & now !"

I looked at her shook my head and said

"You're drunk, you silly cow... You're in no fit state to clean the oven now so get to bed !

 

[dexthird]

 

[Elsa TLC]

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

It took you 15 years to get it?!?

Good though.

 

[Elsa TLC]

It took you 15 years to get it?!?

Good though.

It just clicked

 

[pete01]

Wonder if HOGGY will get an email notification

 

[Elsa TLC]

He deserves to know we appreciate the joke

 

[Mottie]

He deserves to know we appreciate the joke

Early in my relationship with Mrs Mottie to be, I made a quip about "is that a gun in your pocket or are just pleased to see me". She was young. She didn’t get it. About 5 years later we were driving along in the car and she burst out laughing. I asked her what she was laughing at and she said "That joke. The one about the gun in the pocket. I've just realised what you were talking about".