Tommy

[WoodYouLike]

Tommy Cooper Joke

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen,















it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice."

 

[poshman]

JUST LIKE THAT

 

[Richardp]

No not like that......like this.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

 

[williams89]

THATS FINE

 

[swelec]

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"

http://www.jardmail.co.uk/misc/tommycooper.shtml

http://www.loadeddice.co.uk/features/tommycooperoneliners.htm

Saw the great man live once in a night club in Usk

Just seeing him walk from one side of the stage to the other side, opening and closing a gate that was in his way, rather than walk around it was just magic

 

[williams89]

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"

http://www.jardmail.co.uk/misc/tommycooper.shtml

http://www.loadeddice.co.uk/features/tommycooperoneliners.htm

Saw the great man live once in a night club in Usk

Just seeing him walk from one side of the stage to the other side, opening and closing a gate that was in his way, rather than walk around it was just magic

Thanks. I have now got six pages of jokes to text to my brother