Unbreakable Plate

[securespark]

As some of you know, I am a clumsy so-and-so. I drop stuff all the time, often breakable stuff.
To this end, a lot of our everyday crockery is now plastic.

Yesterday, I dropped three porcelain plates and one plastic plate and one broke.

Which one?

EDITED FOR OMISSION.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

The blue one.

 

[alan333]

The family heirloom one.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Me thinks someone needs a lay down.

Andy

 

[bernardgreen]

The one with the fairy cakes on it

or

one broke and so did the other two

 

[DaveHerns]

Does it matter? Go and buy some more plastic plates.

 

[HawkEye244]

The answer is something clever obviously.

 

[securespark]

All the porcelain plates survived unscathed. The plastic plate broke...

WTF?

 

[Roger928]

The plastic plate broke...

But you only dropped 3 porcelain plates according to your op. So how pray tell could a plastic one have broke?

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

All the porcelain plates survived unscathed. The plastic plate broke...

WTF?

Amazing

 

[Nige F]

That's cuz your house is cold - plastic will break easier when cold

 

[woodbine]

If you cut down your portion sizes, you could have got the meat, tatties and veggies all on the one plate.

 

[securespark]

Da-da...tshhhhhhhhhh!