Water board connected new supply pipe- pipe flys off.

[mrbg07546]

So you have a go yourself and fook up a perfectly simple job. And then expect a third party to come out and wipe your bum for you after you have deliberately shat in your own pants. Sorry to bring you down to earth but this is most likely down to you. Yes, it is probably your fault so man up and deal with it
now i know why my insurance costs so much...

This insurance don't cost a lot. It's 1 pound a month

 

[HootingOwl]

While they are there why not discuss your future plans for the renovation so they can book you in and take on extra staff?

 

[Dan Robinson]

To$$pot of the highest order. Let him crack on a flood his gaff a few more times. See how long his introductory offer lasts.

Too stupid to use a push fit fitting for Christ's sake.... Imagine how well he has understood that contract