What have you been doing today?

[Mottie]

Next door neighbour knocked and asked me to remove a dead bird that had flown into her cars front grill and had got stuck there. She nearly threw up when I showed it to her. Poor thing.

 

[Highway Man]

Next door neighbour knocked and asked me to remove a dead bird that had flown into her cars front grill and had got stuck there. She nearly threw up when I showed it to her. Poor thing.

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I have noticed the birds are flying in front of cars lately really low. I cringe when I see them.

 

[HERTS P&D]

I have noticed the birds are flying in front of cars lately really low. I cringe when I see them.

You should be used to all the birds flocking to be near you!

Andy

 

[Brigadier]

I have noticed the birds are flying in front of cars lately really low. I cringe when I see them.

Me too.

£800 to replace the smashed front grille grrrrrr.....

 

[johnny2007]

Don't see why not. The cheap one we fitted over a year ago is still going strong. The van doesn’t get much use nowdays as he's semi retired. 2016 van, he's had it from new and only has 54k on the clock. Seller has sold nearly 400,000 items and has 100% positive feedback.

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J&R is good.
I fitted them on my Passat and when the emperor took it away from me 4 years later, they were still good as new.

 

[MNW67]

I have noticed the birds are flying in front of cars lately really low. I cringe when I see them.

Maybe it's because of all the wind turbines?

 

[Highway Man]

Maybe it's because of all the wind turbines?

Not as daftt as that might sound.

 

[Highway Man]

Maybe it's because of all the wind turbines?

If I was a bird I would fly below the blades, if pete was a bird he would definately fly into the blades,

 

[pete01]

If I was a bird I would fly below the blades, if pete was a bird he would definately fly into the blades,

And the blades would shatter and leave me unharmed....muscle

Wise up

 

[Highway Man]

And the blades would shatter and leave me unharmed....muscle

Wise up

You would be a common sparrow, it would be me more eagle like

 

[pete01]

You would be a common sparrow, it would be me more eagle like

You're a Dodo

 

[Highway Man]

You're a Dodo

OMG

 

[pete01]

OMG

Wise up

 

[Highway Man]

Wise up

Like an owl? I would be huge.