Fresh air! Yep, fresh air. I bought some of that today, it was carefully hidden inside a loaf of wholemeal bread that I bought in Sainsbury's. 
You are always buying air, even in breadJust bought some air for my car tyres. A bloody quid!
You know why it now costs a quid?Just bought some air for my car tyres. A bloody quid!

To quote Peter Kay “Don’t eat anything that’s luminous”
More again! I just can't get enough of the stuff.You are always buying air, even in bread![]()

Buy yourself a Jun-Air compressor super quiet too.Just bought some air for my car tyres. A bloody quid!
A Bolton lad saying something like that? He should be ashamed of himselfTo quote Peter Kay “Don’t eat anything that’s luminous”![]()

Paul Kaye is funnier.A Bolton lad saying something like that? He should be ashamed of himself

That's the one for the Colston 4 verdict.