What shall I get her?

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

To cut a long story short, last year I fell in to the trap of agreeing that we would not buy each other presents, so I didn't and she did.
So now we have agreed the same, so looks like I need to go shopping

 

[wreckedit]

Does she like anything on the tele, like mine?

She likes CSI, NCIS, MFI were they do all that forensic stuff, so I've bought her a torch.

I think she'll love it

 

[joe-90]

MFI were they do all that formica stuff,

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

so i've bought her a torch.

She's been wanting a laptop for her new business that she is just in the process of setting up, but she's worse than me with that sort of stuff and will do my head in, also an ipod/mp3/4 player for the gym but I'm at loss to know which one would be best for her, can't just rely on the colour pink doing the job anymore.
Worst thing is she's not been to the gym for about two months!

 

[Burnerman]

If all else fails, check out her cosmetic requisites, but make sure you're sitting down when the bill comes.
Anti wrinkle cream. Night repair cream. Day repair cream. £20 a tube if you're lucky, and Boots do No7 - whatever that is. Waxoyl for women
However, my continued good health seems assured this Xmas.
John

 

[ColJack]

nothing with a hard drive or to heavy for the gym, so a nano probably..

 

[^woody^]

Has she got any warts?

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Has she got any warts?

Indeed she has, I have already purchased a roll of duct tape, could also come in handy for her mouth

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

nothing with a hard drive or to heavy for the gym, so a nano probably..

Yes i have been looking at the nano and out of the ones on the market, it most probably fits the bill for her use, just don't want anything over complicated or I will end doing all the downloading/uploading and pressing the play button etc.....

 

[gregers]

just buy her a frying pan,that way she can cook your bacon n eggs,

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

just buy her a frying pan,that way she can cook your bacon n eggs,

I fear if I do that, the frying pan will be used for other purposes

 

[wreckedit]

Does she like gardening. Ask her if she would like a patio, that sort of thing.
or pergola may be. Then say, she would like a patio. Mine did, so I bought her some paving slabs.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Unfortunately we already have a patio and I forgot to put her underneath it before completion.

 

[gregers]

how about prommising her a day of peace and quite,you pi55 off down the pub for the day.

 

[wreckedit]

Are in that case then we got there then .....a coffin