What would you do if you had over £700m in your bank?

[Odds]

If i had that kind of money it'd be tempting to buy out the Glazer's at Old Trafford, avoid United becoming another toy for Qatar, then build a fan ownership scheme, comparable with Barcelona. The Land of Mancunia will become a workers paradise, full of noble, Socialist intent. Roy Keane will be our President for life.

 

[nwgs]

If i had that kind of money it'd be tempting to buy out the Glazer's at Old Trafford, avoid United becoming another toy for Qatar, then build a fan ownership scheme, comparable with Barcelona. The Land of Mancunia will become a workers paradise, full of noble, Socialist intent. Roy Keane will be our President for life.

700 million wouldn’t touch the sides trying to buy Man United.

Their glory days are long gone now.

 

[Odds]

700 million wouldn’t touch the sides trying to buy Man United.

Their glory days are long gone now.

Every day is a Glory Day in the Land of Mancunia: a realm flowing with Jam and Jerusalem, where the earth bears fruit upon the ashes of our fallen foe. Repent Unbeliever!

 

[Mottie]

I thought it was Rishi's wife and family that had the money, not him?

 

[Fred Blogs]

I'm one of nine kids so I have lots of brothers and sisters, nephews and nieces. I have two kids of my own and seven grandkids, five great grandkids. They would all be made for life. I have a couple of friends that have been good to us who would also benefit. The rest I would do my damndest to keep away from the greedy clutches of governments and councils and all the other greedy hangers on clamouring for my money whether it be now or if I ever get my hands on a mythical sum of 700 million.

 

[securespark]

There was a lady on our nextdoor recently, saying that she was the recipient of a no-fault eviction and had nowhere to go...the places she had looked at were priced way higher than she could afford and she was getting desperate.

How nice it would be to ask her to pick a house close to where she was living (so the kids can carry on at their schools) then be able to pay for it for her.