A plumbing/heating chap leading a small firm.
His Daughter had bought a house and he wanted me to do the kitchen electrics.
Right where do you want sockets? 4 twins spread about on that wall! What spacing?
Oh equi-spaced !
Ok from wall to wall or from tall unit to other wall!
Oh, bother, just equi-space them! Oh and you usually mount them too high!
Oh right what height you want them from finished floor level?
XXX!
Right then so I marked out and placed the boxes equi- spaced from tall unit to other end wall and at dimension YYY from finished floor level because his dimension XXX was far too low, it was ridiculous, so it finished up only slightly lower than my usual.
Before going any further I left him to study it before any cable in.
Yes that is what I want!
Are you sure that your spacing will be OK for all appliances etc?
YES, now do not as any more questions and just get on with it.
OK, so I did, as was told. Phew,
a few moths later, I was talking a job over with him, it was to be another kitchen so I asked him if his daughter had moved in and everything was OK?
Yes, absolutely fine.
Oh Good - I then mentioned I mounted the sockets far higher than he had asked.
Ho, yes, they would have been far too low where I said.
Anyway, all good now?
Yes - well one of those sockets has ended up right behind the hob so she has to be careful with boiling pans.
Ho! I did asked for a small sketch to give me a basic idea of your proposals.
yes you did and all I gave you was verbal height and spacing.
I can tell you several other memorable stories, several from the same person, from over the years. Quite amusing looking back although I did get lots of work from him.