UPS in my book.
A few months ago my wife was waiting for a very fragile, very expensive, package to arrive from America. She was tracking it each step of the way until, finally, she got the message, "Your package will be delivered at 14.27."
Time comes and she hears her email ping. "Your package has been delivered safely. Handed to resident."
Err, no it wasn't! She goes to the front door. No sign of package.
Asks next door neighbour. No package.
Checks behind the bins. No Package.
Checks in a storage box. No Package.
Behind the shed. No package.
Tossed over back gate. No package.
IN the bins! No package.
By now I have arrived home from work and join the search, even checking all the places she has checked. She is now on the phone to UPS who tell her it has been successfully delivered and handed to the resident by the driver. My wife denies this and then asks to check it went to correct address. Yes, address is correct.
So I go knocking at other neighbours' houses with no success, until I turn down a cul-de-sac where there are only 4 houses. I thought, "In for a penny, in for a pound." First three houses didn't have it. Walked up the path of the fourth one and rang the bell. Dog barks like crazy but nobody home so I turned to walk away back home. There, sitting behind the gate, was our package! It had my wife name, our correct address and a contact number in case of difficulty. The house I found it at was;
Wrong house number. Wrong house name. Wrong road name. Wrong postcode address.
Phone UPS to complain and their reaction was, "Well I'm glad you got your package sir. I hope your wife will be pleased." Brrrrrrr........
