X Factor

[Bahco]

Rachel for me. Can't sing for toffee. Just shouts alot.

If Rachel doesnt go out I will bar my **** in Harrods!

 

[crockett]

B*gg*r you've just cursed it now, with your *rse baring prediction

 

[Zampa]

Can sing : Diana, Scott, Alexandra, Rachel, Ruth

Can't sing : Austin, Laura, Daniel, Girl Band, Eoghan, Daannniii

So, Eoghan's for the chop tonight!

Or JLS.

The Mick wont go tonight, he's got 3/4 of Ireland voting for him..nice enough lad but I cant see him making the final, hes got the weakest voice now.

JLS...I like em...but last week for them was poor IMO another bad week and it could be curtains for them.

Ruth...hands up who 'would' ??

 

[Estrella]

Ruth...hands up who 'would' ?? icon_twisted.gif

Every day of the week and twice on Sunday

 

[Shutpa]

After the public vote, I got the impression that the judges would vote through the act that performed best in the sing off. How wrong was I? It really was a no contest after the girl sang, and yet they, the judges, voted her out. Not being a fan of the X-factor, I have got to ask, why was that?

 

[Bahco]

If Rachel doesnt go out I will bar my **** in Harrods!

 

[Shutpa]

If Rachel doesnt go out I will bar my a**e in Harrods!

Well, she is out, so your modesty is intact and Harrods customers will, I imagine, be relieved.

 

[Zampa]

She had an amzaing voice...the voters didnt like the 'tude'

 

[Softus]

If Rachel doesnt go out I will bar my a**e in Harrods!

Well, she is out, so your modesty is intact and Harrods customers will, I imagine, be relieved.

Shirley the rumours of Bahco's acne have been blown out of all proportion?

Or is it that he's got a spotty a**e?

 

[Trazor]

She had an amzaing voice...the voters didnt like the 'tude'

I agree, only Rachel and Alexandra can sing, the rest...

 

[Bahco]

Or is it that he's got a spotty a**e?

Not spots troubling me but"piles" of pain!


They are not nice and the consultant is bewildered.

 

[Blasphemous]

I see 'Cilla' got through again this week! It must be me that cannot see it though, even Gary Barlow offered her a contract should Simon not. What the **** do people see/hear in this pathetic troll?

Don't get me wrong, if they do a Cilla Black week Diana will romp it!

 

[Zampa]

I reckon she could knock a good Sandie Shaw song out myself.

Shirley the rumours of Bahco's acne have been blown out of all proportion?

Either that or hes got a soft spot for someone...and stop calling me Shirley..

Touch of the 'ceramics' eh Bahco..song for you.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOyF50wlBU

 

[Bahco]

Hi Zampa.

Nice song but don't see the connection

 

[Blasphemous]

Hi Zampa.

Nice song but don't see the connection

I think the connection is 'Farmer' Bahco. As in 'Farmer Giles'.... cockney rhyming slang for 'Piles', (haemorrhoids). As his comment 'touch of the ceramics', leads one to believe... 'Ceramic Tiles'... Piles!