YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE THIS

[Softus]

Softus moves onto phase 2 of the romance. Or am I ripping the pi*s out of you?

In fact, neither.

 

[gcol]

How could you possibly know?

 

[Softus]

It's easy - you're hedging.

 

[gcol]

I don't follow..... hedging?

 

[BOB D.O.L.E]

HI Belrose nice set of teeth you have



Nice legs too bel

 

[gcol]

Bob that's warped.

 

[Belrose]

Bob D.O.L.E wrote :


"Belrose you must be a hard up fat slapper to find love in cyberspace......."


Blimey, Bob, you really ARE mad ! If mlb3c sees this it will not be a question of Bobby Big B*lls but Bobby NO B*lls..... and I can't even begin to imagine what Kev will do to you but I am sure it will involve lots of screaming on your part !!!

No, that's not me - I'm blonde and don't wear G-strings. They are unhygienic and hurt one's b*m.

Annabel
PS Why are you having such a go at me - do you fancy him yourself ????

 

[Belrose]

Hi gcol !

First may I thank you (and I am sure Softus would concur) for calling us 'crazy kids'. Nicest thing we have been called in ages ! Yes, I am extremely loony, but not bored - haven't the time.

When you had 'the operation' is it possible that the brain cell containing the sense of humour got snipped too ?

I think you must be telling the truth about having the T-shirt since you are so wound-up about us. JohnD was able to see it for what it was and we have exchanged a bit of fun with him in the 'KM' thread. But in case you still don't get it, Softus and I are both happily married to other people and just enjoy each others sense of humour - and before anyone else says it, each of us is inclined to be pedantic and literal....

I can see how some people, not as level-headed as Softus and I, might start to get curious and begin escalating things. Personally I don't see the need - we are not 'looking for love', just fun exchanges on the forum. Wouldn't it be awful though if two people did arrange to meet and hated each other on sight - exit bruised and disappointed and a nice 'relationship' ruined.

BTW - you forgot to tell him where I keep my ice-pick........

Annabel
PS - if you want to confide in 'Agony Aunt Annabel' feel free, I won't tell the rest of them

 

[gcol]

Hi gcol !
First may I thank you (and I am sure Softus would concur) for calling us 'crazy kids'. Nicest thing we have been called in ages !

My pleasure.

When you had 'the operation' is it possible that the brain cell containing the sense of humour got snipped too ?

I'm not a smart man Je-nnie.

I think you must be telling the truth about having the T-shirt since you are so wound-up about us.

Yes I am telling the truth, but I'm not in the least bit wound up.

JohnD was able to see it for what it was and we have exchanged a bit of fun with him in the 'KM' thread. But in case you still don't get it, Softus and I are both happily married to other people and just enjoy each others sense of humour - and before anyone else says it, each of us is inclined to be pedantic and literal....

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's all happy families. All I'm trying to say is that it's a very easy road to go down and unless you've been there before it's hard to appreciate how fast things can get out of control.

I can see how some people, not as level-headed as Softus and I, might start to get curious and begin escalating things. Personally I don't see the need - we are not 'looking for love', just fun exchanges on the forum.

That's fine and I'm sure you're both having fun. To be honest I find it amusing too.

PS - if you want to confide in 'Agony Aunt Annabel' feel free, I won't tell the rest of them

I'd love to, but that would mean e-mailing you and I can't be trusted.

 

[Belrose]

Thanks for the post, gcol. Friends from now, I hope ?

As a matter of interest, how did you get it on with the bored loony if you were smelling of beer and curry ??

Sorry, wasn't being nasty - just forgot my female sensitivity for the moment !

But thanks for the warning, we know it is meant well. There but for the grace of God and all that...

Annabel

 

[Softus]

...and before anyone else says it, each of us is inclined to be pedantic and literal....

To be strictly accurate, I'm not pedantic, I'm just precise.

BTW - you forgot to tell him where I keep my ice-pick.

You can only get away with that if you wear a dress without any underwear, so I'm told.

As for the rest of it, you covered everything I might have said, and with consummate accuracy. Well done Annabel (ma belle, sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble etc.).

 

[JohnD]

Michelle, to be pedantic.

 

[Softus]

That's not being pedantic, it's splitting hairs; aka killing the moment.

 

[JohnD]

Not at all. Some people just have a passion for accuracy.

(sings)
"Scrambled Eggs, Oh my baby how I love your legs"

 

[Softus]

Not at all. Some people just have a passion for accuracy.

Ah, but when does accuracy give way to artistic license? Yesterday perhaps?