.....tuti fruti ice cream....
You haven't heard of the nit nurse?She used to come round the schools checking all the kids heads for nits.
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Didn't get them, only Scousers remember her with her steel comb and a note telling your mum to buy some Lorexane.
They didn't have nits, they had gnats..................on their nuts.![]()

He chose an ice pick instead of a toothpick.Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
You forget that I was brought up in Londinium.
We didn;t have a visit from a "nit nurse" either at prep school, or grammar school.![]()
Didn't get them, only Scousers remember her with her steel comb and a note telling your mum to buy some Lorexane.
When we got the dreaded note my dad got his steel comb out. Then he'd spread the echo out on the table and plough furrows in your head with it.
The nits would fall out onto the paper and he'd squash them under his thumb nail.
I can still hear the crunch they made as they got "nailed", and feel the pain in me head.![]()
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