Valentine cards

[Diane2]

men

champagne and red roses and lots and lots of attention....thats what you should give your ladies on Valentines Day!

that's ok, but what do you lot want the other 364 days of the year? is it champagne, roses, loads of attention and the washing up done too?

no....i'll wash up.......while "he" goes and gets shower fresh, ready to give me lots of attention

 

[imamartian]

men

champagne and red roses and lots and lots of attention....thats what you should give your ladies on Valentines Day!

that's ok, but what do you lot want the other 364 days of the year? is it champagne, roses, loads of attention and the washing up done too?

no....i'll wash up.......while "he" goes and gets shower fresh, ready to give me lots of attention

that just proves you aren't real... you're a robot, seems like i confused the code designed to make you sound female !!!

Nothing is that perfect !!

 

[Space cat]

no....i'll wash up.......while "he" goes and gets shower fresh, ready to give me lots of attention

I find myself agreeing, at least in part, with imamartian on this one. I can't quite see a real woman coming in from work to a pile of dirty dishes being content with "lots of attention". By the time she's done all the housework that "he" couldn't be bothered with, I suspect she'll be too tired to appreciate that attention - and certainly too tired to score any decent marks in the St Valentines Dance.

 

[Diane2]

i must be unique then...................and theres a poster on here who is one lucky guy!!!

theres no such thing as too tired for a bit of...."attention"... men of course need rest afterwards....scientific fact.....but women are energised by erm..erm .."it"....im trying to be tactful so it doesnt get deleted...

 

[enyam]

.but women are energised by erm..erm .."it"....im trying to be tactful so it doesnt get deleted...

You must mean housework, the old girl never stop's"moaning" about it.

 

[securespark]

women are energised by "it"...

Can you e-mail Mrs Secure and tell her please?

 

[Diane2]

women are energised by "it"...

Can you e-mail Mrs Secure and tell her please?

well u know what they say......the more you have "it" the more you want "it" ...i think people just get into the habit of not having "it"...

 

[Space cat]

i must be unique then...................and theres a poster on here who is one lucky guy!!!

Well not unique but maybe quite rare - in which case you're both lucky.

Even so, I see from one of your other posts that you do go out to work so I'm surprized that you're content to be lumbered with all the washing up! Don't get me wrong; if I was suddenly transformed into a woman, I'd be a sex goddess - mermaid from the waist up - but I'd still be resentful of a partner who didn't do his share of the daily drudge.

I'm reminded of somebody I worked with over twenty years ago. She was complaining that, when she got home, chances were that her boyfriend would be in the bath expecting her to cook the tea. My advice: "Get in the bath with him - and if he still complains about the lack of any tea, get a new boyfriend."

well u know what they say......the more you have "it" the more you want "it"

That's actually true.

Edit:

.....but women are energised by erm..erm .."it"....

No; she falls asleep too.

 

[LastMagicBean]

mermaid from the waist up

How does that work then ?

 

[FiremanT]

Didn't arrive?!! Useless GPO

 

[Space cat]

How does that work then ?

You have to read the Never Ending Story to understand that one.

(Oops! Yet another blatant plug. )

 

[Susiejb]

(Oops! Yet another blatant plug. )

Which everyone totally ignores

 

[Diane2]

(Oops! Yet another blatant plug. )

Which everyone totally ignores

i used to join in some of the the games (when i wasnt diane2 ) but then they moved em into their own space.....so now i hardly ever have a look....