Oscar pret

questions are Did he not know that it could have been her in the bath room,
so for most people that would be obvious, and logical,

but what if she actually wasn't suppose to be there that night?

What if they both decided that his phantom feet were hurting and he wanted to stay in, but she insisted upon going out for a glamorous and fun night out.

so may be he said fine you go if you want, I am staying in, as my legs and feet are painful!

So may be he was not expecting her back that night, knowing her glamorous life style, she would probably end up sleeping over with her mates or may be another man in her life! who knows, famous women always have half a dozen spare men in theie life.

But sadly for her, her glamorous night may not have lived up to her expectations, so she returned home early, and as she got in, she first went into the bathroom and poor sod thought it may be an intruder, so went back to fetch his gun and blasted a few rounds through the bath door. ( yes he should have asked "Who is iT?" and may be he did but she may not have replied as she may be drunk and not heard him! ) Or she flushed the loo and some bad plumb boy used poor plumbing parts and the noise of her loo flush filling drowned his voice so she did not reply and hence he thought it must be an intruder! ) He also looked around to see if she was back, he tried to see if her hand bag was on the usual place but it was not, as she popped in the loo along with her bag that night, did the investigators found her hand bag in the loo? where were her car keys and her car? so out of 20 crucial questions, i need proper answers!

my lord i find the defendant Not guilty! ( The whole court room burts in a happy uproar and Oscar starts screaming like he had never cried all in his life so much!  8)

Do you guyys think I could make a good defence Lawyer? and brilliant Gas safe Engineer? like none on here! :lol:
 
questions are Did he not know that it could have been her in the bath room,
so for most people that would be obvious, and logical,

but what if she actually wasn't suppose to be there that night?

What if they both decided that his phantom feet were hurting and he wanted to stay in, but she insisted upon going out for a glamorous and fun night out.

so may be he said fine you go if you want, I am staying in, as my legs and feet are painful!

So may be he was not expecting her back that night, knowing her glamorous life style, she would probably end up sleeping over with her mates or may be another man in her life! who knows, famous women always have half a dozen spare men in theie life.

But sadly for her, her glamorous night may not have lived up to her expectations, so she returned home early, and as she got in, she first went into the bathroom and poor s** thought it may be an intruder, so went back to fetch his gun and blasted a few rounds through the bath door. ( yes he should have asked "Who is iT?" and may be he did but she may not have replied as she may be drunk and not heard him! ) Or she flushed the loo and some bad plumb boy used poor plumbing parts and the noise of her loo flush filling drowned his voice so she did not reply and hence he thought it must be an intruder! ) He also looked around to see if she was back, he tried to see if her hand bag was on the usual place but it was not, as she popped in the loo along with her bag that night, did the investigators found her hand bag in the loo? where were her car keys and her car? so out of 20 crucial questions, i need proper answers!

my lord i find the defendant Not guilty! ( The whole court room burts in a happy uproar and Oscar starts screaming like he had never cried all in his life so much!  8)

Do you guyys think I could make a good defence Lawyer? and brilliant Gas safe Engineer? like none on here! :lol:

Cant be good at Both Mike . GSE sounds best bet - short hours and lots of dosh. :lol:
 
Due to evolutionary reasons, our instincts and fears are heightened in the middle of the night. He probably woke up, and in a panic assumed that a killer was hiding in the loo and 'shot first and asked questions later'.

If I were his lawyer I'd get him off with an ASBO.
 
The mrs and I reckon he should top himself.

Problem is, from a friend of a friend, he isn't that type. Bit of a complete twot by all accounts.

Not nice places dem sarf efrican jails, best place for him.
 
The mrs and I reckon he should top himself.

Problem is, from a friend of a friend, he isn't that type. Bit of a complete twot by all accounts.

Not nice places dem sarf efrican jails, best place for him.

He wont av sow far too bend down and pick de soap up though.
Death by M'WABI I'D BET . :cry:
 
i bet it will be the Detective who gets behind the bar for shooting some people in a van whilst being drunk on duty, and Oscar gets away as the that Detective investigating the murder must be incompetent and may well have contaminated the scene, and possibly removed evidence from the scene or planted some to divert all attention from his own shooting crime charges, and trying to gain some credibility to frame Osacr
 
i bet it will be the Detective who gets behind the bar for shooting some people in a van whilst being drunk on duty, and Oscar gets away as the that Detective investigating the murder must be incompetent and may well have contaminated the scene, and possibly removed evidence from the scene or planted some to divert all attention from his own shooting crime charges, and trying to gain some credibility to frame Osacr

Nah-- After studying the evidence- Oscar is F0000ked. He knows it too .
He would have been better leaving his gun in his 'gun cabinet'(along with his machine gun and centurian tank' and just spent more time at the crease !! :lol:
Jeff Boycott would still have been there - practising his defensive strokes with the 'bat'.
He could have claimed self defence then- seeing as he only had a middle stump to protect him.
The guy is a weirdo .
Mark my words !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone knows that too. That's why he has been given bail-- so he has the opportunity to do 'the right thing'.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's not with us in 2 weeks time .
Sad-- but- It's the price of fame .
 
He's too famous to fall from grace. He'll get off lightly and be out in a year or two - if that.
 
He's too famous to fall from grace. He'll get off lightly and be out in a year or two - if that.

Ithought that Joe- a few days ago.
Now though- I really think he will top himself for sure..

Look Bud- point is - it was 'he' who pulled the trigger'.
No mention of the cricket bat ' at the bail hearing .

Cant even say he was nissed as a pewt- cos we all know he has 'hollow legs' (we all know people like 'that' dont we ? )

Best course for him would to be to say he was doped up.
BUT- at the end of the day- community service is now out of the question and he better get ready for a long stretch inside.
A act like he committed is not the act of a sober man.
Crime of passion wont apply .
Like I said- i'll give him 2 weeks .
No point in him dragging the court case out- seeing as he hasn't a leg to stand on.
We can all have a giggle etc but- at the end of the day a young girl has lost her life to a nutter. AND her parents have lost their little angel. Anyone who has ever lost a daughter-- will know how bad it hurts . :cry:
 
A collection of Pistorius one-liners ....


* Only a man with no sole murders his girlfriend.

* Oscar totally misunderstood Reeva when she said she needed new head shots for her portfolio.

* Oscar is a man of his word: He promised to take Reeva out on Valentine’s night.

* Oscar is not going to have a leg to stand on in court.

* Mr. Oscar PISTOLius.

* And the Oscar goes to .... Jail.

* Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius are just prosthetic!

* I will not STAND for these Oscar Pistorious jokes any longer!

* Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

* Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time.

* The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened.
 
A collection of Pistorius one-liners ....


* Only a man with no sole murders his girlfriend.

* Oscar totally misunderstood Reeva when she said she needed new head shots for her portfolio.

* Oscar is a man of his word: He promised to take Reeva out on Valentine’s night.

* Oscar is not going to have a leg to stand on in court.

* Mr. Oscar PISTOLius.

* And the Oscar goes to .... Jail.

* Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius are just prosthetic!

* I will not STAND for these Oscar Pistorious jokes any longer!

* Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

* Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time.

* The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened.
 
He must have been drunk when he shot her, and must have believed that he could get away with it, but only to his disappointment when he realised after the shooting that he hasn't got any legs to get away!

Should he be called Oscar Pratorius?
 
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