they’ve got your DNA

[dontbelieveawordofit]

Your hair,cup you drink from,your saliva..

aaah they’d come in my house in suits and dark glasses while I was out?
And you reckon i’m the fukin nutcase????

 

[Trazor]

aaah they’d come in my house in suits and dark glasses while I was out?

Yes we did come, but you were in, so we had to use that flashy thing on you.

 

[noseall]

.............and?

That's what I was wondering - whats the big deal?

 

[dontbelieveawordofit]

That's what I was wondering - whats the big deal?

you’re already chipped. slipped it in you during your recent hospital stay.

 

[conny]

Just take something out of your recycle bin, such as an envelope addressed to you, your wife, one of your children or any other item you may have touched. Apparently male DNA is distinguishable from female DNA so it narrows the field a bit.

 

[dontbelieveawordofit]

Just take something out of your recycle bin, such as an envelope addressed to you, your wife, one of your children or any other item you may have touched. Apparently male DNA is distinguishable from female DNA so it narrows the field a bit.

bit random, and no way of knowing it’s me. could be the postman.
all names and addresses go in the fire

 

[dontbelieveawordofit]

Yes we did come, but you were in, so we had to use that flashy thing on you.

flashy thing? you want to flash me in my house?

 

[noseall]

you’re already chipped

Phew!

 

[Trazor]

flashy thing? you want to flash me in my house?

 

[dontbelieveawordofit]

beginning to think i’m the only sane one here.

 

[IT Minion]

Your hair,cup you drink from,your saliva..

You send it down the u bend any time you take a ****. Well, that's assuming you've got the decency to flush, I'm not sure Benny is that considerate.

 

[Brigadier]

anyone who thought they’d get 2 weeks off work by going for a ‘covid’ test they didn’t need .
they got your dna and your kid’s dna and their kid’s dna. .

I wouldn't worry ; "they'll" either lose it, corrupt it, stick on a database that won't be readable or work, or get it mixed up with someone else's

 

[Notch7]

anyone who thought they’d get 2 weeks off work by going for a ‘covid’ test they didn’t need .
they got your dna and your kid’s dna and their kid’s dna. .

Untrue.

This conspiracy has been going around social media....it comes from misinterpretation of The coronavirus and DNA profiles in the interests of National security Regulations 2020.

It has nothing to do with Covid testing at all.

 

[durhamplumber]

aaah they’d come in my house in suits and dark glasses while I was out?
And you reckon i’m the fukin nutcase????

Bennyboy...if they want your DNA..They will get it.

 

[durhamplumber]

all names and addresses go in the fire

Lol...fire does not completely destroy info on paper.