Nah, the false teeth would be stuck to your todger
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Lmao...Top Line..SO APT
Removable teeth. Bonus!
Why do elderly people fall for this sort of scam?
My Mum's been an oap for years, but she's not behind the door. If this scumbag tried to sell her a vaccination, she'd have had his watch and mobile off him, and sold him her broken ironing board, and seen him out the door before he had even realized what had happened.
My Mum's been an oap for years, but she's not behind the door. If this scumbag tried to sell her a vaccination, she'd have had his watch and mobile off him, and sold him her broken ironing board, and seen him out the door before he had even realized what had happened.
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Well, I spent a delightful time in the company of a curvy lady I picked up at a night club.
It was, excuse the pun, a f%+@ing good trade.
Amongst many other things, she taught me where to find the clematis.
She got the company of a young lad and I got some tips.
And she wasn't even 40, no false teeth in sight.
A most pleasant weekend!
It was, excuse the pun, a f%+@ing good trade.
Amongst many other things, she taught me where to find the clematis.
She got the company of a young lad and I got some tips.
And she wasn't even 40, no false teeth in sight.
A most pleasant weekend!
Was it in the lady's garden?
Bodd, have you seen "The Medusa Touch"?
BBC News - Indonesia passenger plane missing after take-off
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55601909
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No is it a film?
I did see crash this morning
I did see crash this morning
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Bodd, have you seen "The Medusa Touch"?
BBC News - Indonesia passenger plane missing after take-off
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55601909
I just looked the film up.. I can see what your saying..
I was once told by a medium that she thought I had powers of seeing the other side. But I can't say she is right.... a couple of experiences but nothing I cant explain.
But I wouldn't follow me around...
I heard the Croxted Road bomb by the IRA... had come up that Road an hour before the explosion.
My Nan & Grandad lived nearby...
When in Bali I used to go to a night club Called the Sari Club... I once told a mate that the next Islamic attack would be in Bali.. I was right and the Sari club was demolished by a bomb in 2002.
2019 St Sebastian's Church in Negombo Sri Lanker was bombed.. I visited the church about 3 months previous.
I found this very sad as I was staying at a Muslim holiday resort that had only just opened and trying to find their feet.. I wonder how much of a backlash they got from the mainly Hindu and Christian population.
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