An awkward Christmas for lefties?

A friend from my local was moaning about this on Monday night. He said he was being forced to go round for a family gathering on Xmas Day but wasn't looking forwards to it because "half of the family are lefty w*nkers". He's ex Hells Angels, Scottish and very forthright with his views. Under strict orders from SWMBO to keep his drinking to the minimum so he doesn't react and embarras her.

Light the blue touch paper!!
I sorted this years ago.
We're the ones hosting all the parties, so the w*ankers don't come and I don't go to their houses.
No arguments in my house as the attendees are naturally selected.
When I started this trend, the leftists would come and find it disappointing that every time they tried to talk politics or woke shyte, the music volume would go up to 11...
Nowadays they stay away, content to argue with the TV.
 
I sorted this years ago.
We're the ones hosting all the parties, so the w*ankers don't come and I don't go to their houses.
No arguments in my house as the attendees are naturally selected.
When I started this trend, the leftists would come and find it disappointing that every time they tried to talk politics or woke shyte, the music volume would go up to 11...
Nowadays they stay away, content to argue with the TV.
Hideous human being.


All family and friends are welcome to our house, irrespective of politics.
 
I sorted this years ago.
We're the ones hosting all the parties, so the w*ankers don't come and I don't go to their houses.
No arguments in my house as the attendees are naturally selected.
When I started this trend, the leftists would come and find it disappointing that every time they tried to talk politics or woke shyte, the music volume would go up to 11...
Nowadays they stay away, content to argue with the TV.

Peace and goodwill to all men..........................................well some of them. (y)
 
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