True story, bizarre but true. About 12 years ago I woke up one monday, numb of one side of the face, completely deaf on that side, it was a horrible feeling. Phoned the Doctor and was told to take eardrops for a week or two and see what happens, not much help. On the Tuesday I had a call from an old girl (her and the hubby were in their 80's) about a decorating job, could I give them a price, I'd done a few jobs for them before so I said I'll pop round that evening. Had a quick look, only about 3 days work so I said I'd email them with a price and if they're happy with that we'll book a date.
Anyway, whilst exchanging pleasantries she said so how are you, I said not great, got a blocked ear, doctors just told me to take ear drops. So, at that she said I'll do it, which was a bit random and completely threw me. Panicking, I said it's actually starting to clear now, I'm sure it'll be fine in a couple of days.
Got home and said to mrs filly, you'll never guess what's just happened, an old girl who wanted a quote offered to syringe my ears, mrs filly said is she a nutter?, I hope you said no, of course I said no, what do you think I am, stupid?
Anyway, Wednesday the discomfort got worse and by Thursday it was really bad.
Thursday night I said to Mrs filly I cant take this anymore, I'm going to phone that old girl.
I had a chat with her and told me to come round about 10 am Saturday, she said it can get a bit messy so she'd do it out in the garden.

Rocked up on Saturday and it was raining heavily so she opted for indoors, I asked mrs filly to come with me in case anything went wrong.
She'd moved all the furniture in the conservatory and laid out a green plastic tarpaulin on the floor with a seat in the middle of the tarp, behind that a table with some instruments on, by now I was s******g myself. it looked like a scene from Goodfellows.
Anyway, she chucked some towels round me, told her husband to get some hot water, then asked me if I was ready.
I got a shock and jumped a bit when she did it, wasn't painful but the rush of water startles you a bit.
And then I sat there basking in the instant relief, no pain, hearing restored, it felt like heaven.
I asked her if could take a picture of her instrument before we left, if you look carefully you can see the green tarp with eyelets on the floor. After we left we went and bought a big box of chocolates and a nice bunch of flowers, I didn't want to buy them before in case it all went wrong.
Mrs filly had a good old natter with her it transpired that she used to be a nurse in ENT and when she retired, that kit on the table was her leaving present.