Small boat crossings

[noseall]

Get a life or a sense of humour,
Reported !!

The infantile posts were perhaps mildly funny the first hundred or so times.

Some threads are so badly infected with your dross, they are difficult to read.

 

[festive]

Smash the gangs....

What a bow's

They couldn't smash a potato.

 

[festive]

Just to add I detect a few forums trolls on here as I'm sure you're not arguing with yourselves. They are lonely idiots at best. Ignore them. They want to end England how we knew it, ignorant fools. Ignore them don't give them the time of day. I remember people like this at school and even down the pub a few of them I actually stepped in to save them from getting a hiding...

 

[King Billy]

Get a life or a sense of humour,
Reported !!

Been embarrassed again?
So you behave as expected.

 

[noseall]

They want to end England how we knew it

That doesn't make sense.

 

[King Billy]

That doesn't make sense.

Not a lot does from festive.
He steps in his old friends, when he's in the pub, whatever that means.

a few of them I actually stepped in

 

[Highway Man]

The infantile posts were perhaps mildly funny the first hundred or so times.

Some threads are so badly infected with your dross, they are difficult to read.

Reported

 

[Highway Man]

Been embarrassed again?
So you behave as expected.

What on earth are you wittering on about now.

 

[Highway Man]

The infantile posts were perhaps mildly funny the first hundred or so times.

Some threads are so badly infected with your dross, they are difficult to read.

Funny because that is the same as your drivel on most posts.

 

[King Billy]

What on earth are you wittering on about now.

If you read your post, to which I responded, you might understand. But I'm not holding my breath.

 

[King Billy]

Funny because that is the same as your drivel on most posts.

Your and Pete's interchange of one-word posts are as dull as watching leaves fall from a tree.

 

[Highway Man]

Your and Pete's interchange of one-word posts are as dull as watching leaves fall from a tree.

Don't read them then, use the ignore button..

 

[King Billy]

Don't read them then, use the ignore button..

I don't, but I have to plough through several pages of them to find out what the thread is about.
You think you are entertaining, otherwise you'd use the private messaging system for your interchange.

 

[Highway Man]

I don't, but I have to plough through several pages of them to find out what the thread is about.

Diddums

 

[festive]

Not a lot does from festive.
He steps in his old friends, when he's in the pub, whatever that means.

I was going to leave your banal attention seeking on ignore, but once in a while, i look under the covers and respond to a select idiot. Today you're the winner.. Not even going to bother to quote the other thicko..

Let’s take another run at this, because you’ve managed to turn a very ordinary sentence into a full-blown fantasy narrative.
When I said I ‘stepped in’, I didn’t mean I physically insert myself into other people like some kind of pound-shop sci-fi experiment. I’m not borrowing bodies, I’m not operating a human puppet system, and I’m definitely not doing whatever strange interpretation you’ve cooked up in your head.
What it actually means, and stay with me here, is intervening. As in, when someone’s mouth writes a cheque their face is about to cash, occasionally someone steps in and stops it escalating. It’s a fairly normal human interaction, happens a lot in places where people go outside and speak to each other, am i making sense? Do you have someone that looks after you?

I appreciate that might sound like advanced theory if your main exposure to ‘social situations’ is lobbing comments from behind a screen, but out in the wild there are consequences, tone,(no not Tony... tone) context all the bits you’ve just completely tripped over.

The funny part is you’ve not only misunderstood it, you’ve doubled down like you’ve uncovered some massive contradiction, when in reality you’ve just loudly demonstrated you don’t grasp a basic phrase. It’s like watching someone confidently argue that ‘break a leg’ is a medical instruction.
And I suppose it tracks judging by the company you keep on here, subtlety and social awareness aren’t exactly strong themes. That troll builder mate of yours chipping in with the same level of finesse as a brick through a window isn’t really helping your case either. Between the two of you it’s less a discussion and more a live demonstration of how not to read a room or in this case the sad little forum world you exist.

Anyway, don’t let me interrupt carry on dissecting everyday phrases like they’re unsolved mysteries. It’s oddly entertaining watching you both turn something simple into a full production!

As you were.. and yes i typed most of this waiting to be served... yes at a pub 'i stepped into'.