What have you been doing today?

[Scof]

Mostly been fettling my new boat. At 65' long & 6' wide it's nearly as big as my willy. Just one great big phallic symbol really innit. I now have my very own pet Swan & on the port side the Passion flowers are just starting to bloom. Rejoice in your bedsits & half way housing losers. Paradise, even if I cannot sleep in my own frickin bed . . .

 

[Mottie]

Strange. I remember you saying you had bought a 6 berth luxury motorhome that you were going to the IOM TT in. Did you forget to go? You must be spoilt for choice with all your toys. £650k weekend retreat, luxury motorhome, Harley Davidson motorcycle to decorate your man cave (don’t forget, the previous owner hasn’t changed the ownership yet, you’d better remind him) and now a narrowboat. I presume you are fed up with the motor launch you had a part share in or maybe you just forgot you had it? Whatever next!

 

[kingandy2nd]

Strange to blur your own face, and leave what is an arguably more private photo of your other half sleeping un-blurred.

Looks very much AI generated anyway...

 

[Mottie]

At 65' long & 6' wide it's…

……a rare design. Speshul, as Dork would say. Narrow boats are 6’10” wide. Maybe that double bed in the photo is just 3’6” wide?

 

[fillyboy]

Didn't blur the dogs face either.

 

[johnny2007]

Is Himmy been busy during the weekend?
I remember a couple of his imaginary self living adventurous lives and documenting all of it on a DIY forum...

 

[Scof]

Strange. I remember you saying you had bought a 6 berth luxury motorhome that you were going to the IOM TT in. Did you forget to go? You must be spoilt for choice with all your toys. £650k weekend retreat, luxury motorhome, Harley Davidson motorcycle to decorate your man cave (don’t forget, the previous owner hasn’t changed the ownership yet, you’d better remind him) and now a narrowboat. I presume you are fed up with the motor launch you had a part share in or maybe you just forgot you had it? Whatever next!

You know you are one weird friggin individual, apart from monitoring this forum 24/7 to pounce on every post & spout your bile you have some other very beta male traits.

The £650k bungalow on the Lynn peninsula was sold shortly after Mrs Lard died. I still have the £6500 Harley & yes it takes pride of place in the MAN cave. The £30k narrow boat is a keeper, it is fast becoming my santcuary way from all the nonsense this world cam throw at me.

Is your fantasy internets life an entire construct? Are you one of those alcoholic mental wrecks that lives in a bedsit in a grey town somewhere? Is Mrs Mottie a figment of your alcohol induced imagination?

I hope we never meet, I don't think we'd get on.

 

[Mottie]

Is your fantasy internets life an entire construct?

My fantasy internet life? Don’t make me laugh. Go and read back some of your own posts under the half dozen or more different names you have been on here as and then tell me who the fantasist is.

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Thread 'Who is the real Dork'

25 Sep 2022

I've mentioned this before, but at an early stage of my life I made an incredible amount of money which I invested wisely (against most professional advice) in property.

How I made that £money is something that I keep very close to my chest & there are still living members of my family who don't know or fully understand the whole story. For a very short period in the 1980's I was VERY famous, we were young & we were beautiful, we wore our hair long & our shirts were LOUD.

If you've ever been there you would probably understand why I shunned the "fame" side of the business & retreated...

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Dork Lard
Dork Lard pure Blood
Dork Lardarse
Brigade77
Barnaby Wilde
Scof
And a few others. Why the constant name changes? Do you get fed up using one persona so feel the need to change to another?

 

[Scof]

I was one of 8 people who were recruited on day 1 of the computer retailer called PC World. I retired from that at age 50 on a £120 000 per year salary with a Merc S class company car. They closed down my location & paid me £450 000 redundency & let me keep the car. I have done other things that earned me money but I have never worked for money, it just seems to flow my way.

I was the driving force that created the ISP called Freeserve, when they floated that off at an astronomical amount I banked just short of 1 million pounds in my share allocation. I was 35yrs old with £1million in the bank, of course I invested it wisely.

Not bad for a computer nerd.

I'm 62 now & last time I checked, my eldest grandson is now my accountant, I'm worth approx £48million in cash & assets.

Beat that you bitter & twisted failure.

 

[Stivino]

I was one of 8 people who were recruited on day 1 of the computer retailer called PC World. I retired from that at age 50 on a £120 000 per year salary with a Merc S class company car. They closed down my location & paid me £450 000 redundency & let me keep the car. I have done other things that earned me money but I have never worked for money, it just seems to flow my way.

I was the driving force that created the ISP called Freeserve, when they floated that off at an astronomical amount I banked just short of 1 million pounds in my share allocation. I was 35yrs old with £1million in the bank, of course I invested it wisely.

Not bad for a computer nerd.

I'm 62 now & last time I checked, my eldest grandson is now my accountant, I'm worth approx £48million in cash & assets.

Beat that you bitter & twisted failure.

I've asked the mods to move your post to this thread.

 

[securespark]

I was one of 8 people who were recruited on day 1 of the computer retailer called PC World. I retired from that at age 50 on a £120 000 per year salary with a Merc S class company car. They closed down my location & paid me £450 000 redundency & let me keep the car. I have done other things that earned me money but I have never worked for money, it just seems to flow my way.

I was the driving force that created the ISP called Freeserve, when they floated that off at an astronomical amount I banked just short of 1 million pounds in my share allocation. I was 35yrs old with £1million in the bank, of course I invested it wisely.

Not bad for a computer nerd.

I'm 62 now & last time I checked, my eldest grandson is now my accountant, I'm worth approx £48million in cash & assets.

Beat that you bitter & twisted failure.

So you're JP?