OMG I'm watching it, bit drunk but still

Went to bed at ½ time. Knackered and boredHalf time draw.

I was totally off my face, been to a mates for a babeque I think we even ended up drinking the lighter fuel. Anyways I still thought the game was a typical England game. Not exciting but just enough to get through. I don't think the knnockout rounds are going to be good to us.OMG I'm watching it, bit drunk but still
I think we even ended up drinking the lighter fuel.

I had a mate who used to drink brake fluid but he reckoned he could stop any time.

I had a mate who would get drunk on clutch fluid.I had a mate who used to drink brake fluid but he reckoned he could stop any time.
Now if you had a cagey mate, that never drank enough clutch fluid and was always giving you the slip - it might have been mildly amusing.I had a mate who would get drunk on clutch fluid.
He would always hold on to me when walking home.

It was amusing. He would alway clutch onto me as his legs didn't work so well.Now if you had a cagey mate, that never drank enough clutch fluid and was always giving you the slip - it might have been mildly amusing.
That's a stretch.It was amusing. He would alway clutch onto me as his legs didn't work so well.

Im so funny that even I love being with me.That's a stretch.
Comedy is deffo not your thing.
Try and keep your arguments civil.I love being with me.

If it were a match between me and you Im sure I'd win.Try and keep your arguments civil.
People laugh at you, not with you.That's a stretch.
Comedy is deffo not your thing.

The thing with Nosey is that he is relatively intelligent.People laugh at you, not with you.
There’s the difference
I just think he’s an argumentative tool sometimes.The thing with Nosey is that he is relatively intelligent.
If hes not a bot, his intelligence is swamped by his naivety.
Or he really is a paid agitator thats an enemy of the UK.
These people will eventually be rounded up and charged with treason