You know you're old when.........

[ricicle]

All the current players in the team you supported as a boy are younger than you.

You groan when you sit down and when you get up again.

Any more.......?

 

[jefoss]

all the police officers look like they should still be at school

 

[Tim 77]

3 pints and you're on your back.

 

[clf-gas]

3 pints and you're on your back.

Would love some of that Tim.

You work on your knees and the night is PAINFUL

 

[Thermo]

you call a night club by the name you knew it as and the kids give you a very wierd look.

you hear a re-release of a song by an original artist and the kids say it wasnt as good as the original (which was the cover version) or the cover version or the follow up cover version

you laugh at the fashions the kids where as you cant belive that what you were wearing has come back again.

you can remember what you were doing 30 years ago at some significant event

you cant remember where you put your keys 10 minutes ago

you remember the cold war and try to explain it to the kids only to get told oh we did that in history

you spend your saturday nights on forums like this!

 

[namsag]

Teenagers workin in shops look at you in awe when you hand over the right money for several items. With no calculator in sight..

When you meet your mates kids in pubs and clubs and you say hey your not old enough to be in here and they reply i am 23 now.

 

[clf-gas]

you call a night club by the name you knew it as and the kids give you a very wierd look.

you hear a re-release of a song by an original artist and the kids say it wasnt as good as the original (which was the cover version) or the cover version or the follow up cover version

you laugh at the fashions the kids where as you cant belive that what you were wearing has come back again.

you can remember what you were doing 30 years ago at some significant event

you cant remember where you put your keys 10 minutes ago

OHhh Thermo, so right you are and Im only forty

you remember the cold war and try to explain it to the kids only to get told oh we did that in history

you spend your saturday nights on forums like this!

OHhh Thermo, so right you are and Im only forty



Edit,, the above was my line.. what went wrong

 

[PlanetThanet]

When that spark electrode is out of focus 'till you're two feet back.........dammm

Thanet

 

[namsag]

When you tell the kids how much your first wage packet was for a week and they say don`t you mean an hour

 

[tim west]

When you dont quite make it to the loo

When you need to read something several times to take it in,thats supposing you can see the print in the first place.

When you keep mentioning the old days ( I'm an old git).

 

[Thermo]

obviously!

 

[megawatt]

When you're shaving in the morning, you look up into the mirror and your face is still looking down at the sink

 

[Tim 77]

When you dont quite make it to the loo

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"TENA for men is available in two levels of absorbency and protection, both offering you all-day comfort, dryness and security. Level 1 is specially designed for men who only lose small drops of urine. "

 

[jefoss]

you have to keep looking what the post is your replying to

 

[tim west]

When you dont quite make it to the loo

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"TENA for men is available in two levels of absorbency and protection, both offering you all-day comfort, dryness and security. Level 1 is specially designed for men who only lose small drops of urine. "

I wasnt implying urine