SOFTUS

[billyo]

softus,gis a job i can do that

 

[mickyg]

At OP.... Do you actually have any basis for these comments?

it was light hearted, chill out

Okey Dokey micky I'm just such a sensitive person. But you know, I cannot help thinking something prompted your original post. Has he been particularly 'Evil' recently or is this just a general observation?

Top guy Softus but a little expensive to employ at a million pounds per job!
Hope he is worth it!

I've no axe to grind, just an observation...
I was thinking more fly on the way, but the mention of tv seems to have let loose his imagination In any case, hearing of walking round an office in underpants belching is giving me second thoughts about the whole idea

 

[Blasphemous]

There I was defending you and you go and mention Sharron Davies? I mean come on! What's Sharron Davies got that..... errrr, ummm,

Perhaps we could find a part for her but you'll have to negotiate Carol Vorderman. I know she's available but she's expensive! My Mother-in-law is good at Maths, Any good for ya?

 

[Bahco]

I must go and lie down

 

[Softus]

I'm prepared to cut a deal on The Vord, but please be assured that I have the perfect part lined up for Sharron Davies.

 

[RF Lighting]

Why doesn't that suprise me

 

[noseall]

can anyone else see a weird scarecrow-turnip nosed image in the reflective light coming from Sharrons pants?

 

[Trazor]

can anyone else see a weird scarecrow-turnip nosed image in the reflective light coming from Sharrons pants?

You have to blow the picture up 200% to see it clearly....But who would do that....

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

Good bloke.

Gives a good argument and as ive said before... would love to have his knowledge of the brit vernacular

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

Good bloke.

Gives a good argument and as ive said before... would love to have his knowledge of the brit vernacular

 

[WDIK]

Good bloke.

Gives a good argument and as ive said before... would love to have his knowledge of the brit vernacular

repeatedly

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

Good bloke.

Gives a good argument and as ive said before... would love to have his knowledge of the brit vernacular

repeatedly

Yes I know. But credit where credit is due!

 

[megawatt]

If only I knew that you liked Sharron Davies Softus ... We grew up together, trained by her father together (until she became a dolphin and I became a walrus), and even changed together, though we were only 10 at the time

We were (and still are) good friends though she's the only female friend I have who has a body more muscular than my own!

She's a great girl.

MW

 

[sooey]

can anyone else see a weird scarecrow-turnip nosed image in the reflective light coming from Sharrons pants?

You have to blow the picture up 200% to see it clearly....But who would do that....

I can see a white haired mohican with a handlebar moustache and a shiny nose looking straight out from her left t*t.

 

[Softus]

Joking aside, she is actually one of my heroes, and so much more than a pretty face.