An absolute joke

[noseall]

you really are ridiculous.

I'm wounded.

 

[Brigadier]

you really are ridiculous.

I'm wounded.

Add wrong to that, too

 

[longdogs]

Black is not a colour unless you telephone Islington council first, then it is

I have just been in touch with Islington Council and, to be precise, black is not 'coloured' but, under some circumstances, may be 'of colour'.

That's that cleared up for a month or two, until they change it.

 

[longdogs]

My missus looks attractive in the dark..............

I know

 

[longdogs]

All cats are grey in the dark

My cats are grey in the light

 

[longdogs]

you really are ridiculous.

I'm wounded.

You shouldn't play with broom handles