Ant and Dec

[holmslaw]

Just read in some rag that these two are the nations favourites.

I think they are devoid of talent, humour and personality - and if they read this they would probably agree. But would add, if these stupid tv companies want to pay us millions per year were gonna take it and f*** what you think.

Anyone agree

 

[bernardgreen]

I agree,

And have to admit that the marketing people have done a fantastic job selling them.....

 

[joe-90]

I think they've got real talent. No-one can read an autocue like they can. Every one-liner is scripted by writers but they read it like it was a genuine witty quip.

They also ripped off the public for a couple of million with their phone scam - didn't even get a slap on the legs. Now if you had ripped them off for a couple of million you'd have got jailed for years.

 

[Steve]

If you want to see us gu tu jaiil call this number noow. ooh nine hundrud . . calls are charged at tooo hundrud poonds per second and will last foor minutes.

Sorry, best ant and dec impression i could type

 

[anobium]

Just read in some rag that these two are the nations favourites.

I think they are devoid of talent, humour and personality - and if they read this they would probably agree. But would add, if these stupid tv companies want to pay us millions per year were gonna take it and f*** what you think.

Anyone agree

Couldn't agree more, but don't you think that it could be that one of them, I'm not sure who is Ant and who is Dec, is really the Mekon from the Dan Dare era, and that he controls the minds of the BBC producers.
Was trying in vain to show pic of the Mekon , b**gger

 

[bernardgreen]

http://www.dandare.org/dan/glossary/glossary.htm

Half way down there is a picture ( very small ) of the Mekon

 

[Persimmon]

There is one good and refreshing thing about them - they are not effing and blinding all the time !

Perry

 

[narkeybee]

its easy to tell them apart, ANT is on the left!

 

[Nige F]

I think they are devoid of talent, humour and personality

And HAIR they should be tied to "Steve--tailless rat on forehead--McDonald"on a open cart drawn through the streets round TV Center...I just love "closet baldies"

 

[noseall]

i suppose all the critics on this topic have tried to perform in front of a huge live audience?

don't knock it till you've tried it.

you need a shed load of talent to perform in front of live audiences or t.v. cameras.

i'm not trying to say Ant & Dec are akin to a shakespearian thespian such as Sir Lawrence Olivier or anything, but they do know how to entertain.

try talking fluently, for example, without saying in-fill words like erm, and like and y'know.

it ain't easy.

 

[Stivino]

It's not a shed load of talent you need, it's a shed load of brass neck. They're crap!

 

[joe-90]

i suppose all the critics on this topic have tried to perform in front of a huge live audience?

don't knock it till you've tried it.

you need a shed load of talent to perform in front of live audiences or t.v. cameras.

i'm not trying to say Ant & Dec are akin to a shakespearian thespian such as Sir Lawrence Olivier or anything, but they do know how to entertain.

try talking fluently, for example, without saying in-fill words like erm, and like and y'know.

it ain't easy.

For heavens sake they are reading the autocue! They aren't adlibbing like Ken Dodd (there's a talent). You can follow their eyes as they read it.

 

[Linc]

If you should have trouble working out which is Ant and which is Dec...take Paul Merton's advice - it's simple!

Ant is an insect and Dec is that wooden platform structure in the garden!!

 

[Deluks]

Talking of these two, and after following a link in the rape compensation thread, I stumbled upon this story.

Which house would you choose to live in, the one in pic 2, which is being demolished, or the one in pic 4, which the new house will be based on (same architect)