Boris is a Daddy.

[Mottie]

Again.

Back to work on Monday, partner has a any on Wednesday. Couldn’t have timed it better. I wonder if he'll be taking parental leave?

 

[IT Minion]

Again.

Back to work on Monday, partner has a any on Wednesday. Couldn’t have timed it better. I wonder if he'll be taking parental leave?

Would anyone notice?

Can we afford to have a PM as prolific as Boris taking parental leave every time he has a child? He'd basically be part time.

 

[ellal]

Boris is only a puppet, so he'll probably be in the 'fridge' for a while.

 

[festive]

Congrats to Boris glad to see he made it through the other side safely to bring up his new boy.

 

[Mottie]

Congrats to Boris glad to see he made it through the other side safely to bring up his new boy.

Yes, it is good news considering someone could have been without a partner and a child without a father but there’s more than a few sicko's on here that would have rubbed themselves off on that scenario. You know who you are.

 

[fillyboy]

Nice one Boris.

 

[noseall]

Bo-Daddy. Got a ring to it. Well done Boris and Carrie.

 

[Doug99]

Interesting to see if he attends PMQs today

 

[noseall]

Interesting to see if he attends PMQs today

There's plenty that can fill in for Bozza. Dom will have briefed them.

 

[fillyboy]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/poli...il&utm_term=0_6c9c2fcf0b-7d503e54fd-244228669


Boris Johnson’s guide to baby names
29th April 2020

IS Winston Zipwire Johnson too much? Here are some other names for my new son that will start him on the road to greatness.

King Boris Johnson
People irrationally adore me as though I’m a member of the royal family rather than a worryingly incompetent politician with funny hair, and will want to treat my baby as the saviour of Great Britain. Might as well give him a suitably regal name for them to fawn over.

Donald Junior Johnson
Donald Trump is a wonderful role model and I know he’ll be touched by an homage like this. It might also help with those trade deals I need to get nailed down once the transition period is over.

Daily Telegraph Johnson
It’s traditional to name your children in tribute to those who have helped you get where you are today. In my case it’s a lunatic newspaper, but I think it has a wonderful ring to it.

Levi Asher Johnson
I’m desperate to be man of the people, despite the fact that I went to Eton and my middle name is ‘de Pfeffel’. Giving my son a populist moniker will make the public believe I’m one of them, even though I still secretly yearn to burn £50 notes in their faces for a laugh.

Dominic Cummings Johnson
He’s the shadowy puppet master behind everything else I do, so I might as well just call the kid this now and be done with it.

 

[motorbiking]

Cameron Johnson? after his first victim

 

[transam]

Donald Winston Johnson?

Or

Winston Donald Johnson

 

[Bodd]

Congratulations Carrie and Boris. X

 

[Ihavenojob]

Interesting to see if he attends PMQs today

In a few weeks he may answer questions with baby puke down his shoulder.

 

[durhamplumber]

Best wishes to you all Boris & family