'Breaking news' captions !

[LastMagicBean]

'Police agree to assist with public torture of Cat owners' !

 

[joe-90]

A Police spokesman said he was doing a 'long stretch'.

 

[Sombrero]

Looks like "he's pulled" !

 

[LastMagicBean]

'Staff outside fishing tackle shop insist Martian buys something'.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Police recover stolen jeans.

 

[libby lou lou]

I cannot view that file???

 

[longdogs]

Police get into the spirit of Gay Pride.

 

[misterdubya]

Alton Towers Police Enforcer ride has mixed reviews.

 

[s60tsy]

stricter rules come into operation for hogging lanes

 

[pred]

I thought they were giving him birthday bumps..

 

[longdogs]

Man arrested in Luton for possessing a bacon sandwich.

 

[masona]

You need to be the right height before joining the Police

 

[Dextraneous]

EDL martial arts expert mistakes police specials for Burkha wearers and admits he should have gone to specsavers.

 

[mattylad]

Police aid local community in dwarf stretching experiment.

 

[joe-90]

A lateral thinker's crucifixion.