More Police Uselessness

[Lincsbodger]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lp-chased-thieves-told-You-better-police.html

Shopkeeper ask police officer sitting in car for assistance, as was told to phone the Police. A prime candidate for the 'Useless Copper of the Year' award.

 

[conny]

Already posted by Blas here,

'Well I'm shocked and stunned... not!'

 

[Johnmelad502]

Or here even...
//www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=221128

 

[conny]

Or here even...
//www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=221128

John, would I be right in saying you manage to do this by cutting and pasting whats in the address bar?

 

[Blasphemous]

Spot on conny mate.

 

[conny]

Cheers Blas.

 

[Thermo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lp-chased-thieves-told-You-better-police.html

Shopkeeper ask police officer sitting in car for assistance, as was told to phone the Police. A prime candidate for the 'Useless Copper of the Year' award.

how many posts of police usefulness do you want to put up to balance your views for today, or will that unsettle the very large chip on your shoulder?

 

[noseall]

 

[Lincsbodger]

noseall..........what a delightfully inappropriate and unsuitable name when faced with the reality..........

 

[conny]

Are you trying to say something subtle?

 

[longdogs]

How could you possibly decide which copper is the most 'Useless'?

 

[Lincsbodger]

How could you possibly decide which copper is the most 'Useless'?

You could have a competition. After all, they can decide between useless singers on the X Factor and useless dancers on Dancing with the Stars, should be easy with useless coppers.

 

[longdogs]

How could you possibly decide which copper is the most 'Useless'?

You could have a competition. After all, they can decide between useless singers on the X Factor and useless dancers on Dancing with the Stars, should be easy with useless coppers.

Of course yes, and the winner could be promoted to chief of police.

 

[Lincsbodger]

How could you possibly decide which copper is the most 'Useless'?

You could have a competition. After all, they can decide between useless singers on the X Factor and useless dancers on Dancing with the Stars, should be easy with useless coppers.

Of course yes, and the winner could be promoted to chief of police.

Ah yes, of course. Mind you, that idea has been operating in the Metropolitian Police for years, thats how we got Ian Blair.

 

[Johnmelad502]

Local to my hometown...

A local ice cream seller has for the past 50 years had all his vans fitted with a special sounding horn. It is distinctive from any other horn.

This tells locals that this particular vendor is in their street.

A driver was stopped the other day by one of our finest and told that if he sounded the horn again he would be given an on-the-spot fine.

Cops, no wonder we have no respect for them.