Brilliant reporting...

[JBR]

Seriously, I've seen adverts for charcoal impregnated underpants.
Do you think she... ?

 

[Brigadier]

Seriously, I've seen adverts for charcoal impregnated underpants.
Do you think she... ?

Nah - she just has them caught in Tupperware tubs

 

[Brigadier]

Every single royal fart is sniffed over and reported.

Now come on. I've explained this before. The Queen doesn't do things like that; she has ladies in waiting to do it for her.

You'd think she'd blame the corgis, or Phillip. I wonder if her maj has ever let out an audible parp during a ceremony?

I think if she had it would have made all the front pages.

Blooming Ada - if I rip one, the furthest it makes is my gusset!

I always knew them Royals is better than what we is

I suspect she has had a silencer fitted.

Isn't "silencer" the term for what happened to Di?

 

[WalksWithTurkeys]

Seriously, I've seen adverts for charcoal impregnated underpants.
Do you think she... ?

You think she has a sideline selling specialist underpants? It wouldn't surprise me. I bet the late queen mum sold gimp masks on the side.

 

[longdogs]

'Anyone for afternoon tea and cupcakes?'

 

[longdogs]

How did we get from 'Cricketer found asleep in car' to .... does the Queen wear charcoal undercrackers?

 

[Gasman28]

How did we get from 'Cricketer found asleep in car' to .... does the Queen wear charcoal undercrackers?

Answers please on the back of a 20 pound note and send to ...............

 

[Dextraneous]

Seriously, I've seen adverts for charcoal impregnated underpants.

I suppose the trapped methane would help make these useful as instant lighting barbecue coals