Brilliant reporting...

[EFLImpudence]

...by someone typical of today's local reporters.

Quote - "A Nottinghamshire man has spoken of his surprise at finding an ex-international cricketer asleep in his car."

You may, as I did, think - so what.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34084781

 

[joe-90]

How's that?

 

[joe-90]

He should have grabbed his middle stump and flicked his bails. That would wake him up.

 

[WalksWithTurkeys]

He found the cricketer asleep in his car, i.e. not the cricketer's car. I found it funny. Yes it was worth reporting for amusement value, an odd story, man bites dog style.

 

[longdogs]

Another great headline
http://www.ibtimes.com/kate-middlet...-royal-couple-cuddles-rugby-world-cup-2116243

 

[WalksWithTurkeys]

Every single royal fart is sniffed over and reported. Schlurrp schlurrrp.

 

[EFLImpudence]

Wills and Kate sit beside each other; Harry looks at big screen.

If you click on the author's name, you will see he is very good at it.
http://www.ibtimes.com/reporters/suman-varandani




Edit - oh, she's another little girl.

 

[longdogs]

And the best one of all:

 

[WalksWithTurkeys]

Noseall doesn't normally have trouble accepting a prolonged fallacy, according to the rumours.

 

[JBR]

Every single royal fart is sniffed over and reported.

Now come on. I've explained this before. The Queen doesn't do things like that; she has ladies in waiting to do it for her.

 

[WalksWithTurkeys]

Every single royal fart is sniffed over and reported.

Now come on. I've explained this before. The Queen doesn't do things like that; she has ladies in waiting to do it for her.

You'd think she'd blame the corgis, or Phillip. I wonder if her maj has ever let out an audible parp during a ceremony?

 

[JBR]

Every single royal fart is sniffed over and reported.

Now come on. I've explained this before. The Queen doesn't do things like that; she has ladies in waiting to do it for her.

You'd think she'd blame the corgis, or Phillip. I wonder if her maj has ever let out an audible parp during a ceremony?

I think if she had it would have made all the front pages.
As for Phil, I bet he does it all the time. A man after my own heart, except he gets away with things I wouldn't!

 

[noseall]

And the best one of all:

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Not convincing though. Some of those look like they're only pretending to be asleep.

 

[Brigadier]

Every single royal fart is sniffed over and reported.

Now come on. I've explained this before. The Queen doesn't do things like that; she has ladies in waiting to do it for her.

You'd think she'd blame the corgis, or Phillip. I wonder if her maj has ever let out an audible parp during a ceremony?

I think if she had it would have made all the front pages.

Blooming Ada - if I rip one, the furthest it makes is my gusset!

I always knew them Royals is better than what we is

 

[WalksWithTurkeys]

Every single royal fart is sniffed over and reported.

Now come on. I've explained this before. The Queen doesn't do things like that; she has ladies in waiting to do it for her.

You'd think she'd blame the corgis, or Phillip. I wonder if her maj has ever let out an audible parp during a ceremony?

I think if she had it would have made all the front pages.

Blooming Ada - if I rip one, the furthest it makes is my gusset!

I always knew them Royals is better than what we is

I suspect she has had a silencer fitted.