This is a fantastic match isn't it
A proper game!
This is a fantastic match isn't it

Where the hell have you been? You are never here latelyOMG
Spain have scored.


OMG Lena has just gone in the other room, she is going mental at me,, I have been to the pub today for a leaving do, played my guitar for everyone and accidently got off my face.Im watching Emmerdale, my Mrs wont let me watch it......her language was very colourful, I'll add the word puppy where she used a swear word....
"If I have to watch anymore puppy football Im going out and you can puppy off" OMG
Yeah that’s a good shout mate.I predict 3-1

Someone called Jack Daniels, or Jonnie Walker, or Captain Morgan...Odds, or snowysnout will know someone who can help with that.

He simply copied my predictionYeah that’s a good shout mate.
How dare youHe simply copied my prediction

I once drank so much captain morgan rum that it has put me off it for life, never touched a drop of it for 20. years.Someone called Jack Daniels, or Jonnie Walker, or Captain Morgan...
I once drank so much jack Daniels I didn't get up at all the following day, haven't touched it since....OMG I couldn'tI once drank so much captain morgan rum that it has put me off it for life, never touched a drop of it for 20. years.

My Mrs just said you never listen to me I said I do i just try not to.Oh god Lena has just walked past me without speaking, just gave me a smug look and carried on. I daren't ask for my tea or even are we having any. Think I will see if there are any crisps when she slams the other door shut. OMG

Oh dear. This is a right damper for tomorrows game now. I have arranged for us to go to the ex racing greyhound kennels tomorrow morning to see about adopting one. Jesus I hope she changes her face or they might not let us get one.My Mrs just said you never listen to me I said I do i just try not to.