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Im watching Emmerdale, my Mrs wont let me watch it......her language was very colourful, I'll add the word puppy where she used a swear word....

"If I have to watch anymore puppy football Im going out and you can puppy off" OMG
 
Im watching Emmerdale, my Mrs wont let me watch it......her language was very colourful, I'll add the word puppy where she used a swear word....

"If I have to watch anymore puppy football Im going out and you can puppy off" OMG
OMG Lena has just gone in the other room, she is going mental at me,, I have been to the pub today for a leaving do, played my guitar for everyone and accidently got off my face.
 
Oh god Lena has just walked past me without speaking, just gave me a smug look and carried on. I daren't ask for my tea or even are we having any. Think I will see if there are any crisps when she slams the other door shut. OMG
 
Oh god Lena has just walked past me without speaking, just gave me a smug look and carried on. I daren't ask for my tea or even are we having any. Think I will see if there are any crisps when she slams the other door shut. OMG
My Mrs just said you never listen to me I said I do i just try not to.

OMG im getting brave.
 
My Mrs just said you never listen to me I said I do i just try not to.
Oh dear. This is a right damper for tomorrows game now. I have arranged for us to go to the ex racing greyhound kennels tomorrow morning to see about adopting one. Jesus I hope she changes her face or they might not let us get one.
 
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