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  1. Barnsbury

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    ---dressed up as Hong Kong Phooey. the MP began to wonder if this was all a bad trip, relating back to the heady days of 1980's school holiday tv, so decided to have a banana split then hailed a double decker which.......
     
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    -- for some unknown reason, had an inspector on the bonnet, clinging to the wipers and screeching wildly: "I'll get you for this Butler --
     
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    'am I dreaming this' muttered the MP as the conductor started the orchestra off with a rousing 'Land of hope and Glory ....
     
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    ...The sea of people bobbing up and down caused an acute feeling of nausea and giddyness, finally losing his balance the banan split he was holding fell into.....................
     
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    the hands of a passing monkey..
    "I've had enough of this... take me back to the black hills ...the black hills of Dakota" the MP closed his eyes and started to dream of....
     
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    -- his student days at the Walmington on Sea College of Art and Marine Biology. Had he really danced the pogo on top of the Novelty Rock Emporium --
     
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    wearing just a grass skirt, memories of his arrest were not good....what if it came out in the papers that he the respected MP had.....
     
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    -- quoted the entire European Convention on Human Rights then demanded a bathtub full of spaghetti on the grounds that it was the only way he could --
     
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    get anything to eat, that Parliment Cafe was always choc a block with overweight MP's wanting a bag of chips and curry sauce...
     
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    ......with lashings of ginger beer to wash them down, he would have been a laughing stock, and the butt of-------------
     
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    -- the roll-your-own that he'd just smoked wouldn't bear close scrutiny either. It was lucky for him that they never checked his --
     
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    ---hanky, the contents of which....
     
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    -- might have prompted an immediate call to Porton Down. :eek: But they did have a good laugh when they saw his --
     
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    CV which stated that he was a pathological liar a long lost brother of Billy..........
     
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    -- the Kid and an expert on the life cycle of the mermaid (sorry Susie :LOL: :LOL: :oops: ). But what really got them excited was his obvious expertise in the field of --
     
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