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Discussion in 'Word Games' started by RedHerring2, 7 Jan 2012.

  1. enyam

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    righteousness,or was it hell and damnation,unsure of himself he proceeded to go gathering knots of May so that he could present..........
     
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    -- a bunch of market researchers. "Excuse me sir. What do you think of the government's plans to promote free --"

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    -- his lady friend with the mouthwash she had asked for - but he never used it so he didn't know what to look for. :confused: Then he remembered reading something about vodka being better --
     
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    than urine for easing jellyfish stings. Armed with this vital piece of information he headed to -------------
     
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    -- the corner shop and bought two bottles of the cheapest vodka on offer. "Let's see how well this stuff works.", he thought as he --
     
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    emptied the contents into his time machine,not fully understanding that it was a grandfather clock sold to him by a wide boy at a car boot sale........
     
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    -- for a fiver. Nothing happened for several minutes but then a strange gurgling noise came from within and a cuckoo popped out, dangling stupidly on its spring, and said --
     
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    ookcuc with a despairing last breath,the vodka had got into his voice box and done for him,now with a useless timepiece the builder was left wondering.......
     
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    -- whether he could still get the lottery results in time to buy a ticket. :?: Suddenly, the light bulb came on :idea: : He already had last weeks results so all he had to do was --
     
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    rip the ticket up... head into Paddy Power and place a bet on....
     
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    -- Cloud Cuckoo in the two thirty at Eastgate. For the clock was surely an omen --
     
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    ......but not a good one... unfortunately a bunch of saboteurs sat on the course in protest .....which would have been quite harmless if that combine harvester hadn't unexpectedly left the road and ploughed into.....
     
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    -- the golf course next door where they were shooting Pirates of the Caribbean V - Nemo's Revenge. The giant machine came to rest in a tropical swamp and the dazed crew staggered out: "Where the hell are we --
     
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    ...Starbucks Sir, can I get you a coffee? Captain Quirk put his head in his hands and wept.
    A man wearing a sheepskin coat...
     
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    -- shouted "CUT!! :evil: Show me the bit of script where it says Captain Nemo's COMBINE HARVESTER emerges from the swamp! :rolleyes: What do I have to do to get --"
     
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    a skinny latte in this place?" the automatic doors opened with a sound like a.............
     
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