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Discussion in 'Word Games' started by RedHerring2, 7 Jan 2012.

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    -- very old nanny goat being sick. "Excuse me sor", said the driver "but Oi fink Oi knows what's wrong wit your --
     
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    drainage in the bottom field. Follow me" so they followed the-------
     
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    yellow brick road towards the drainage field. There was a loud bang and a puff of smoke. A wizard stood before them. "I hope you're not looking for the Tin Man" said the wizard, because, because, because, because, because...
     
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    -- WHACK! "Drat and double drat! Damn dodgy CD players." They looked all around for the mysterious voice but all they found was --
     
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    Tony Blackburn in a pair of green wellies singing.......
     
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    "Oh I do love to be a pair of wellies" (to the tune of, "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside").
     
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    "Did I really say that?" said Tony, "I meant to say I do love to be in New Delhi, because people there laugh at my jokes. Here's a good one. I used a credit card payphone the other day but put my donor card in it by mistake......it cost me an arm and a leg!!
    The farmer, who had been listening, jumped into the combine harvester and drove straight over Tony, "That's the last joke we have to suffer from that...
     
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    dead beat and promptly began to spread him across the fields as fertilizer singing........
     
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    "Oi got a bran' new combine 'arvester you got a bran' new key. Oi'm gonna drink a barrel o' cider an' --"
     
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    sit down by that tree" ahhh he says that reminds me that tree was planted back when...
     
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    -- puzzy was a kitten an' me an' my pals was on that there Top of the Pops! Them was the days, but I do miss my puzzy --

    Edit: A curse on that swear word detector! :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
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    cat, a lovely little thing was he black with a wonderfull set of white socks and a breast of wonderfull .....
     
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    -- silky soft fur. 'Twas perfick for warming up yer tootsies on a cold night when the missuz wuz away wiv --
     
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    -- the local Parish Church, promoting safe...
     
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    -- sex for the over-eighties. Many expressed an interest but nobody came --
     
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