Complete the Sentence

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yellow brick road towards the drainage field. There was a loud bang and a puff of smoke. A wizard stood before them. "I hope you're not looking for the Tin Man" said the wizard, because, because, because, because, because...
-- WHACK! "Drat and double drat! Damn dodgy CD players." They looked all around for the mysterious voice but all they found was --
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"Oh I do love to be a pair of wellies" (to the tune of, "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside").
"Did I really say that?" said Tony, "I meant to say I do love to be in New Delhi, because people there laugh at my jokes. Here's a good one. I used a credit card payphone the other day but put my donor card in it by cost me an arm and a leg!!
The farmer, who had been listening, jumped into the combine harvester and drove straight over Tony, "That's the last joke we have to suffer from that...
dead beat and promptly began to spread him across the fields as fertilizer singing........
-- puzzy was a kitten an' me an' my pals was on that there Top of the Pops! Them was the days, but I do miss my puzzy --

Edit: A curse on that swear word detector! :mad: :mad: :mad:
cat, a lovely little thing was he black with a wonderfull set of white socks and a breast of wonderfull .....
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