Complete the Sentence

[Barnsbury]

---not quest for hair!! now stop messing about and get on with----

 

[Susiejb]

 

[Space cat]

-- the show - which, for your information, is STRICTLY COME DANCING and not, as you seem to think, SATURDAY NIGHT AT --

 

[Barnsbury]

---THE PALLADIUM, where you can do the shakespeare skit "toupee nor not toupee that............

 

[Space cat]

-- is a joke that must have caused groans in many a phone box - until BT put the price up --

 

[Susiejb]

..at the mention of money the bishop grabbed the mike cast off his cassock and started gyrating round the dance floor singing...

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain’t it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That’s too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn’t have to work at all, I’d fool around and have a ball

which caused a rather stunned silence until....

 

[Space cat]

-- one of the nuns suddenly threw off her habit and joined in. The bishop could hardly believe his eyes: "Agnetha! --"

 

[Susiejb]

was not the 'woman' he thought she was....

 

[Barnsbury]

"how long have you had that!" he shrieked pointing at...............

 

[Space cat]

-- her tail. (Sorry Susie but this is just too good an opportunity. ) "Ever since I was an egg", she replied indignantly. "How long have you had --

 

[Susiejb]

(SC maybe you need counselling....just get over it...it's over...finito )

that ridiculous tattoo on your .....

 

[Barnsbury]

--peccadillo?" "i have no idea what one of those is" said the nun looking rather bemused, is it one of----------------

 

[Space cat]

-- those gadgets Mother Superior keeps under her pillow?" "She most certainly does not!" roared the bishop. "She keeps it in --

 

[Barnsbury]

--- in her sock draw with a spare set of----------

 

[Susiejb]

hand tools ....look she even has a .......