Dad Jokes.

[conny]

 

[bernardgreen]

The wife was unhappy to find that Eddy Currents had stolen a lot of her joules,

 

[durhamplumber]

I fell in love with a female sparky....She was a real live wire and I took her Ohm with me.

 

[bernardgreen]

One day when on a bus I met the perfect conductor who lived in the bus depot because he was Ohmless

 

[conny]

I fell in love with a female sparky....She was a real live wire and I took her Ohm with me.

Are you currently still with her?

 

[Stivino]

Are you currently still with her?

Not at the mOHMent

 

[conny]

I heard she was a big girl so he needed rAMPS to get her upstairs. The problem was, when he turned on the light he discovered she was reVOLTing.

 

[durhamplumber]

I heard she was a big girl so he needed rAMPS to get her upstairs. The problem was, when he turned on the light he discovered she was reVOLTing.

Turned out to be a TRANSformer.

 

[conny]

I heard her CAPACITANCE for being overREACTIVE was INDUCED by driving a TESLA. (scraping the barrel now, LOL)

 

[fillyboy]

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

A Dyafinkysaurus.

 

[bernardgreen]

The pole volta had great potential.

Cath owed some money but Ann owed more