Did your Mum ever say this

[Susiejb]

Enough is enough.....and know when to stop

 

[holmslaw]

I'll make you smile on the other side of your face.

 

[joe-90]

You'll get a thick ear if you carry on (never got one mind )

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Enough is enough.....and know when to stop

All the time, if only she lived by example!

 

[Alarm]

Your father will be home soon

 

[RedHerring2]

You mark my words!

 

[Susiejb]

Your father will be home soon

Yes, and it was rather strange because he was the most placid man and never ever raised his hand to me....whereas my mother would give me a real good slap on the legs ...and it always seemed with wet hands...I am sure it hurt more

 

[joe-90]

It does hurt more. Liquids convey shock.

 

[wotan]

stand still while I hit you

 

[joinerjohn]

"I'll draw my hand off your face.!!" (that didn't hurt,,, but the speed it went on my face at sure did.) (with apologies to The Big Yin for that gem of knowledge)

 

[Burnerman]

You knew that you were in deep **** when the conversation started
'Incidentally......'
John

 

[misterhelpful]

If you keep playing with it, it'll drop off!

And it did!

 

[merlin50]

never bend over in front of a priest

 

[chainsaw_masochist]

It does hurt more. Liquids convey shock.

I suppose you belong to a club where you pay for that sort of thing?

 

[joe-90]

Masochist: "Hit me harder."

Sadist: "No."