Oh, I don't know. Some would say that I'm slightly fat. My first wife says I'm perfect.
Oh, I don't know. Some would say that I'm slightly fat. My first wife says I'm perfect.
That's usually to put you off the scent of her toyboy.
I was getting fat and topped 15 stone at one point. Started doing 30 minutes a day of weights (no cardio at all cos it's s**t) I'm down to 84kg and my body shape has improved considerably. I would lose even more if I didn't drink 60 pints a week.
Was it Kinky Friedman that said "pick something you like and let it kill you"?
My liver is fine....I'm Scotch.....we are born with upgraded ones.
First pint is usually one rep
Was it Kinky Friedman that said "pick something you like and let it kill you"?
My liver is fine....I'm Scotch.....we are born with upgraded ones.
First pint is usually one rep
I thought Scots didn't like being called Scotch!
Scotch is good for you. My favourite is Laphroaig. Btw, it's my birthday today (well, yesterday now - just look at the time), so if anyone wants to send a present...
Was it Kinky Friedman that said "pick something you like and let it kill you"?
My liver is fine....I'm Scotch.....we are born with upgraded ones.
First pint is usually one rep
I thought Scots didn't like being called Scotch!
Scotch is good for you. My favourite is Laphroaig. Btw, it's my birthday today (well, yesterday now - just look at the time), so if anyone wants to send a present...
They don't, but I like taking the p**s.
Happy Birthday but I don't like whisky so can't help you.
Happy Birthday Too!
I have mine on the 10th. And I'd gladly join you for a single malt but my meds prevent me....
Tell you what... you drink mine for me!
