Is there one?
Best I can find is laying on the grass for 7 hours in some daft shorts.
So has there ever been a time when your neighbour has opened his curtains and not seen a huge c*ck on your lawn?
The fire pit is a washing machine drum, works a treat!!!
The guys with beards and tattoo’s?
I might gove it a try on e-bay, retro patio heater![]()
Don't get so drunk in the first place?!Failing that, ribena and coke in copious amounts used to help me.
Cola then!!Copious amounts of coke gave me some right stinking hangovers.