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[disinfo]

Girlfriend is away for the weekend and none of the strange devices in the food room seem to be dispensing anything, whatever combination of buttons I press!.

 

[Bahco]

Try Mc Donalds or KFC

 

[noseall]

second drawer down there will be various food menus.

see some lard you like and order it.

food will be dispensed to your door step within the hour.

simply give the delivery person some money and all will be well.

 

[namsag]

Or better still walk up to the local chippy/kebab shop and stop for a rest at the pub for several hours till you get your breath back

 

[^woody^]

Try Mc Donalds or KFC

What utterly poor advice

The OP will have to go out for them.

Get a Pizza delivered - remember to leave the door on the catch so he can bring it straight in

 

[disinfo]

Good choice woody,

online pizza delivery sorted it it the end.

 

[Thermo]

typical, the whole lot of you go for the sticking plaster approach rather than sorting out the root of the problem. get a new girlfriend or go home to mum.

 

[^woody^]

I don't think a new girlfriend is warranted.

If you consider that most of use have two of most tools - one for best work, and one for when we are doing something rough .... or for emergencies when the best one is not to hand.