How to annoy your neighboUrs..

[danechip]

Morning all.

I have a neighboUr. I am sure she is lovely most of the time, she is getting on a bit.

Thankyou ever so much to the NHS and all the hard work they do.

Every Thursday, it seems tradition to clap, shout and even bang pots and pans.

Not this tnuc. She has a MEGAPHONE. It does all the sirens of every police car ever invented, then this high pitched screech of a 'thankyou' then more sirens.

I need a lazer beam diagram top blow it up please. Any suggestions??

I am NOT hoping she contracts the Covid.






Yet.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Put a note through her door saying:

"it has been noted that you are using a megaphone, I just want to warn you that using this item could enable the virus to enter your lungs due to the shape of the item. For your own safety please do not use it. Kind regards Worried neighbour working for the NHS."

See how that goes.

Andy

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Find something that is noisier and drown out her noise.

 

[HERTS P&D]

One of these:

Andy

 

[Mottie]

On Thursdays, I play a high pitched tuneless noise on my harmonica which, in turn, makes my dog howl like a wolf. My neighbours ask me to do it.

 

[noseall]

One of these:

With my M.I.L. at our house, we were all watching the world cup and I said, "do they have to play those vulva slayers". Shudda seen her face.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Ironically I read something in the paper the other day about an NHS shift worker who gets woken up by people using horns and drums, etc to thank the NHS. Though I thing the Thursday night thing may be dying out slowly in some parts.