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johnny_t said:
Yes, but who is Otto?
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Could it be Otto Hahn or Otto Robert Frisch?
If not, I havn't a clue....
If not, I havn't a clue....
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Igorian
Otto the Blotto more like. 
It's been done. It is a little known fact that light bulbs should really be called dark-suckers, as they don't in fact emit light, they just suck in the dark.petewood said:
There are many types and sizes of dark suckers. The largest manufacturers of dark suckers are General Electric and Sylvania. Some modern dark suckers utilize solid power to operate properly. Solid power units can be purchased from Eveready, Exide, and Duracell.
The dark sucker theory proves the existence of dark suckers as well as proving that dark is heaver than light. Some examples are as follows:
Electric bulbs: There is less dark near the electric bulb than at a distance of 100 feet when it is operating; therefore, it is sucking dark and can be classified as a dark sucker. The larger the dark sucker, the greater the distance it can suck dark. The larger the dark sucker the greater its capacity of dark. The dark sucking capabilities are evident when the dark sucker has reached its capacity and will no longer suck dark. At that point you may notice the dark area on the inside portion of the dark sucker. The larger the dark sucker, the larger the area of dark found within. This type of dark sucker can be made directional by placing a shield around a portion of the unit or behind it. This will prevent dark from entering the dark sucker from that side thereby extending the range of the dark sucker on the unprotected/unshielded side.
Candles - primitive dark suckers: There is more dark 30 feet from a lit candle then there is at a distance of 3 feet. Proof of it's dark sucking capabilities is relatively simple. Examine a new unused candle, notice that the center core is not dark. Ignite the center core. Allow the center core to burn for about 5 minutes. Notice the lack of dark around the candle. Extinguish the candle flame. Notice that the center core of the candle is now dark. The center core is a dark sucker protected by a soft insulator to extend it's life expectancy and maintain rigidity to verify that this primitive dark sucker is operating properly. Ignite the center core and allow it to burn for a minimum of 2 minutes. Pass a clean pencil over the top of the flame, left to right, approximately 3 inches above the center core. Notice that there is no dark on the pencil. Pass the pencil over the center core now about 1/2 inch. Notice that the pencil now has a dark area. The pencil blocked the path of the dark being sucked to the core of the dark sucker. This type dark sucker is very primitive and does not suck dark any great distance nor does it have a large capacity.
Dark sucker solid power units may be purchased locally at a variety of outlets. Size does not determine the life expectancy of the dark sucker solid power unit. These solid power units work with many modern dark suckers, and absorb dark from the dark sucker. The absorbed dark is converted to solid power within the unit.
An example of the conversion of dark into solid power in the automobile of today. Notice an auto in use during dark hours. Two (possibly four) large dark suckers are located on the front. On the rear there are two (or 3) smaller dark suckers with red filters. You may also notice several dark suckers with yellow filters. These filters are required to remove a percentage of red and yellow from total dark so as to energize the solid power unit. The solid power unit permits the auto to be utilized during hours of no dark by the dark it has absorbed. The number of dark suckers varies with the age of the automobile. Newer automobile solid power units require a greater percentage of red filtered dark. Older units generally require more non-filtered dark. The solid power unit of the automobile has a dark interior. This can be proved by cutting the solid power unit in half.
Dark is heavier than light. Dark always settles to the bottom of a lake and/or river. Submerge just below the surface of a lake and you will notice an absence of dark. Lower yourself to 15 feet below the surface and you will notice a degree of darkness even on a sunny, bright day. Lower yourself to 50 feet (or more) below the surface and you are in total dark. Ergo, the dark has settled to the bottom; therefore, dark is heavier than light. Modern technology has allowed us to utilize the dark that has settled to the bottom of large rivers through the creation of turbines which push the dark downriver to the ocean, which has a larger holding capacity for dark and is a common safe storage location. As the dark is passed through the turbine, a percentage of solid power is removed and transmitted to various short term storage plants for many usages. Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to move the dark from rivers to storage areas such as deep lakes or the ocean. The Indians would paddle their canoes very little and not very deeply if they were going in the direction of flow of dark so as not to slow it down. However, if they were traveling opposite the natural flow of dark, they would dig their paddles very deep and rapidly to assist the flow of dark to its ocean storage place.
Dark is faster than light. If you would open a drawer very slowly, you will notice that the light goes into the drawer. (You can see this happen.) You cannot see the dark leave the drawer. Continue to open the drawer and light will continue to enter the drawer; however, you will not see any dark leave the drawer. Therefore, dark is faster than light. Go into a closet, close the door, and turn off the dark sucker. Have a friend open the door about 1 inch. Your friend will not see any dark leave the closet, nor will you. Have your friend open the door until half the closet is dark and half is light. Since 2 objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time, and you do not feel any change in pressure, by compressing the dark, it is logical to assume that dark is faster than light.
One last proof.
What is a by-product of movement of dark? Heat. What is a by- product of dark suckers? Heat, again.
Therefore a dark sucker generates heat during its operation, sucking dark from the surrounding area.
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Igorian
I came in contact with a dark sucker in Amsterdam, but that's another story...
Ban, your dark sucking theory with closeness and size of lamp governing how much darkness is sucked in falls flat with the introduction of lenses increasing output without changing physical size of the lamp BTW the world really is flat
BTW the world really is flatI've noticed that there is a correlation between the behaviour of dark and quiet. If you turn the quiet sucking volume on your HiF up to maximum, open all of the windows and go outside, you will find it is less quiet. This is because the quiet has been sucked in, through the window, where it is absorbed through the quiet suckers attached to the Hi Fi.
One major difference is that quiet can be sucked around corners and even through rather small gaps. It is quite common, therefore, to inadvertantly suck some of the quiet out of your neighbours house, if you turn the volume control up too high. In extreme circumstances you may even end up sucking the quiet out of the neighbours themselves.
This will become evident when they come knocking on your door. Even once you have reduced the quiet flow volume on your HiFi, it may take some time for your neighbours to absorb sufficient quiet to return to normal.
One major difference is that quiet can be sucked around corners and even through rather small gaps. It is quite common, therefore, to inadvertantly suck some of the quiet out of your neighbours house, if you turn the volume control up too high. In extreme circumstances you may even end up sucking the quiet out of the neighbours themselves.
This will become evident when they come knocking on your door. Even once you have reduced the quiet flow volume on your HiFi, it may take some time for your neighbours to absorb sufficient quiet to return to normal.
crafty1289 said:The light is doing the speed of light + 200 i believe (when you release something from a moving vehicle, it carries on moving at the same speed at the vehicle). You, however, are merely doing 200. IdiotSlogger said:
? I MEANT THE LIGHT NOT ME errr idiot
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