Yes I too like to hand out a few bowls of soup for one hour on one day a year to ease my conscience, before settling down sitting on the floor in my anorak to watch my "IRA Greatest Hits" boxed set, before phoning my HAMAS friends to express my seasonal solidarity with them, and ask how I may be of more service in the forthcoming year. The it's out for a bit of jolly singing of "Happy Birthday to Jesus" at the front doors of my Jewish friends.
Then I will await the arrival of my Divine Abacus in tight Elf suit before we tuck in to some mulled Vensuealan gruel and work out how much free stuff we would like to give away to scroungers and illegals this festive season. Then we finish a top Christmas evening by watching the New Year's day live match.