Ibuprofen side effects? altered reality?

[Johnmelad502]

OK, you saw the dentist 4 hours ago, are you still with us?

Hope they managed to cure the problem. Let us know how you got on.

 

[Lincsbodger]

any ideas where I can get some cocaine drops from ?

What you want is this stuff

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Xylocaine-Lid...Beauty_Tattoos_BodyArt_SM&hash=item4aa0d4ee85

Its the stuff dentists use to numb your gums and teeth before injecting you, and the stuff piercers use to numb the skin before piercing you. Its like Novocaine, perfectly legal to use, stops toothache stone dead, about £5 a bottle. 1001 uses, ive always got a bottle in the First Aid Cabinet.

 

[lifesagasman]

Oil of Cloves is obsolete. I always found that strong alcohol held in your mouth like you do water was the best thing.

Do you swallow??

 

[joe-90]

Not on the first date.

 

[lifesagasman]

that's good to know.

 

[lifesagasman]

how many dates have we had?

 

[joe-90]

One.

 

[lifesagasman]

Gulp!

 

[joe-90]

Yeah OK then - I said I would.

 

[lifesagasman]

But I've never done this kind of thing before.

 

[joe-90]

I'll be gentle with you.

 

[lifesagasman]

Have you finished now?

 

[joe-90]

Yeah. Did you like it?

 

[lifesagasman]

never felt better. and I still have my wallet.

 

[hotrod]

Errmmm, ummmm, arrrrrrrrrrr. Feeling slightly dirty and violated really. Kinda like an unwilling voyeur.

Anyway, hope you're feeling better Col