insanity is rampant

[mlb3c]

my cat, Max has gone insane, poor dear, or actually poor me. He was always a little jealous of the mac, but now it has escalated.....as he is now secretly plotting.....attacking and biting (pretty hard sometimes) as I sit here and I have tried just about everything to discourage him (except maybe kicking him across the room......no I wouldn't) Too cold to go outside-I did try that but he was such a nuisance, I let him back in. If only I had his tenacity......

 

[AdamW]

insanity is rampant

Flibble dibble hatstand? FISH!!!

Why do cats insist on ignoring you, then when you try to read a newspaper they sit on it? My parents cats lie across the keyboard if anyone tries to use the computer whilst the "royalty" want some attention.

Cats do bring some wonderful gifts... I once awoke to find three mice neatly and thoughtfully laid out next to my bedroom door. But I think they generally look out for number one and believe most humans are subservient to them.

 

[mlb3c]

we aren't?

 

[Gary_M]

Cat's, insane? Says who ?

 

[mlb3c]

what a hoot!

 

[Nige F]

Don`t let him wee on your mac, it`ll stink when you next wear it You can get a vet to remove his tenacity for you, then keep it in a jar of formaldehide .....threaten him by saying "your balls are next"

 

[empip]

You only get to 'wear' a computer when your repair fails and the customer gets his/her vfm in another way... ( If the mac is not a raincoat of course. )

 

[Moz]

That pic just looked like my old puss....Lucy RIP

a whack with a slipper is the answer to naughty cat , or if you HAVE them trained just a strong word usually stops a bad wilful cat ...

 

[Brightness]

LMAO at that cat! A water pistol also works with badly behaved cats. Stopped mine from climbing the curtains and using the pole as a monkey bar!

 

[mlb3c]

Don`t let him wee on your mac, it`ll stink when you next wear it You can get a vet to remove his tenacity for you, then keep it in a jar of formaldehide .....threaten him by saying "your balls are next"

been done-all gone

 

[mlb3c]

You only get to 'wear' a computer when your repair fails and the customer gets his/her vfm in another way... ( If the mac is not a raincoat of course. )

mac--was referring to the computer "apple" Macintosh"

 

[mlb3c]

That pic just looked like my old puss....Lucy RIP

a whack with a slipper is the answer to naughty cat , or if you HAVE them trained just a strong word usually stops a bad wilful cat ...

no slippers-had very strong word--fell on little deaf ears

 

[mlb3c]

LMAO at that cat! A water pistol also works with badly behaved cats. Stopped mine from climbing the curtains and using the pole as a monkey bar!

used to use a water pistol--worked pretty good, except had a lot of wet spots--he just is spoiled (I'm the guilty one--)

 

[noodlz]

MLB, is your cat Mad Max - The Rodent Worrier?

 

[mlb3c]

I seriously doubt it. They go into hysterics when an ant crawls by. I wish I could get the camera to work.......(sorry tmi?)